Thursday, April 07, 2005

DUmmie FUnnies 04-07-05 (“Activist hit by pie at Butler lecture (David Horowitz))

In yet ANOTHER sign of DUmmie infantilism, the DUmmies are glorying over the fact that they are so bereft of ideas that they must resort to lashing out at conservatives by throwing stuff at them. This time they are drooling all over themselves over a pie being tossed at David Horowitz as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Activist hit by pie at Butler lecture (David Horowitz).” This angry tossing of stuff seems to be a trend among DUmmies as we saw last week in a DUmmie FUnnies thread titled, "The Egg, Pie, and Salad Dressing Rebellion..". Little Baby DUmmies can’t think on their feet so they resort to angrily throwing things. WAAAAAH!!! They will really be crying when they toss something at the wrong conservative and find themselves smacked with a knuckle sandwich. Then we will hear the DUmmies sniveling in outrage that they were attempting freedom of expression and how DARE conservatives react to their assault. So let us now watch the DUmmies engage in pathetic acts of extreme infantilism. As usual the rantings of the DUmmies, tossing all reason out the window, is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies sinking even lower into the sewer of their own making, is in the [brackets]:

Activist hit by pie at Butler lecture (David Horowitz)

A conservative activist who criticizes what he calls the leftist domination of college campuses was struck with a pie Wednesday night at Butler University.

David Horowitz, president of the Center for the Study of Popular Culture, had just started a lecture at Butler when he was hit. Horowitz's supporters followed the assailants out of the hall, and confronted them with what a witness called "pushing and shoving." However, the attackers got away. "There's a wave of violence on college campuses, committed by what I'd call fascists opposing conservatives," Horowitz said. "It's one step from that to injury."

[Committed by fascists called “DUmmies.”]

I've seen him on Dennis Miller's show a few times...and it's not just his political views. Horowitz is one smug S.O.B...he does the condescending smirk as well as Bush. He's just an arrogant, smug prick. The debate can go on about whether he deserved the pie, and at the end of the debate, he'll still be an arrogant, smug prick.

[Translation: “We are unable to win a debate with Horowitz so we threw something at him like an angry crybaby.”]

The pie brigade is nailing everyone. The only one they havn't hit is the Chimpster. We can only hope.

[We can only hope that the Secret Service is monitoring this edition of the DUmmie Funnies, DUmmie d_b. I repeat: DUmmie d_b.]

Oh hes calling it a wave of violence when he gets hit with a pie? what a wuss.

[So you won’t be calling it a wave of violence when you get covered in molasses the next time you toss stuff at a conservative?]

Ah. The cream pie and salad dressing revolution is going well.

[Yes. We can detect mass urinations of happiness in your pants over that prospect.]

F-ck him! I've never before chimed in on a thread simply to say "f*ck him", but horowitz deserves it. I hope he gets...I dunno...a yeast infection or something...

[We already know you have a yeast infection in your tiny brain.]

4 incidents: 3 pies, 1 salad dressing.

[2000 DUmb DUmmies.]

I love it, much of it's power lies in the fact that when the pompous asses that become "victims" of this particular art of ridicule start whining and blaming, they just lose more face ...

[Not as much as the DUmmies who, unable to argue at all with reason, throw pies in infantile frustration.]

We need to take this up a notch. Human feces pies! Really runny smelly shit with corn and everything! Nothing would make me happier than to see Coulter get slammed in the face with the same shit she spews out. Oh man, that would be so great!
or the classic Act Up! stunt, throwing blood on people. Rumsfeld would be most worthy of that.

[This terroristic idea is brought to you care of DUmmie Neo. For law enforcement authorities out there I repeat: DUmmie Neo.]

This is very effective symbolic act of resistance, effective because symbols is what we are ruled by. There's no shread of evidence of this "escalating into no good", but stupid remarks on this thread about shit pies. That would not be effective, when a pompouss ass gets pie in the face, he looses face, but in the other case it's the feces flinging monkey that looses face.

[Actually they BOTH lose face. Plus they can both lose a BUNDLE of $$$ whenever, which is inevitable, injury is caused.]

we must do more.. throw tomatoes and eggs...

[…And scream angrily at the world for things not working out the way we demand.]

If you think we should just continue to play by the rules of civility, your nuts.

[Uh…speaking of nuts…]

See?! That's the difference between people like us and people like them. We use pies and salad dressing,they use Anthrax.

[Which conservative tossed anthrax? I’m waiting for your reply….still waiting…and waiting…and…]

How does anybody know it this was not a staged event????

[It wasn’t staged because conservatives have already WON the war of ideas. No need to engage in DUmmie infantilism of which you heartily approve.]

My first thought. The events do not track. No one arrested them? Pushing and Shoving? They got away? Sounds staged to me.

[A PNAC plot?]

Don't throw stuff at people. That's assault. If you want though, I suggest forcing yourself to vomit inside an enclosed space where a conservative is speaking. Don't vomit on anyone.
So much the better if several people spaced around the room all did it at the same time. There would be a chain-reaction of "collateral vomiting" throughout the room. Nobody gets hurt. Nobody gets assaulted. And you get to demonstrate your disgust in a very visceral way.

[Visceral AND infantile. I don’t know about vomit but you DUmmies are certainly good at spewing all that bile building up in you.]

That's such a Saul Alinsky-esque idea !

[Did his acolyte, Hillary, ever vomit on herself?]

Food Fight Revolution is taking hold! I don't care if it is juvenile, silly, 'makes us look bad', or all the other criticisms, I LOVE THIS STUFF!!

[You won’t love it when you lose the next couple of elections in a row due to your infantilism.]

this is the beginning of the American Revolution - Part II. Insurgents are dissenting from the whole right wing crapola and that is how revolutions begin when a few good rebels and insurgents begin to make their voices heard--as they are currently being lifted on america's college campuses, thankful as we all are, i am sure that no bullets etc have been used to express rebellion or dissent but only pies and salad dressings and one lone egg on a black, motorized, militarized moving fortress. VIVA LA REVOLUCIóN!

[The DUmmies are Revolting. You bet. They STINK on ice.]

Whatever happened to streaking? These repugs don't deserve the press these incidents provide. Also, it isn't a good idea to physically assualt anyone over politics. Sooooo, why don't those of you involved in campus politics start streaking again? Waving your collective private parts at these thugs sends the same message without the assault charges.

[Give us a heads up on that so we can play Peggy Lee’s “Is that all there is?” while laughing.]

or we could stage a mass fart fest.

[Or…or…or group doo-doo juggling!]


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