Saturday, August 03, 2013

Obongo Unchanged: Even the DUmmies are down on Obama

You know things are going bad, when you're the most liberal, socialist, gayest president in American history, and yet even the progressive moonbats are down on you. Such is life right now for that guy who sometimes visits the White House--oh, what's his name again? Yeah, Barack Obongo, TPFKAO (The President Formerly Known As Obamassiah). But the bloom is off that rose. That train left the station long ago. In other words, Obie is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty.

See the DUmmies dump on their former hero, the guy they used to swoon over! It's all here in this THREAD by DUmmie Fire Walk with Me, "What remains unchanged or has worsened under Obama?"

So let us now travel to DUmmieland, the Unhappiest Place on Earth, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, whose dislike of Obama remains unchanged, since I never liked him in the first place, is in the [Barackets]:

What remains unchanged or has worsened under Obama?

[What remains unchanged? Obongo. What has worsened? America.]


[DUmmie Fire Walk With Me then goes on to list about 87 ways--or maybe it's 187--ways in which Obama has let down America. We'll list just a few . . .]

Citizens United = unlimited donations and campaign spending by corporations and rich businessmen. $2 billion spent upon this election cycle. Mussolini's definition of Fascism says it should be called corporatism, because it is a merger of state and corporate power.

[Hey, Fire Walk . . .}


A multiple hundred-fold disparity in income between CEOs and workers. . . .

[OK, DUmmie Fire Walk With Me, so let's say we pass a law requiring CEOs and workers all to receive the same pay. What will happen? Who will work hard enough to be a successful CEO, since you can't earn any more than an average worker? And what will happen to a business when it has to use all its profits--or more--to pay drastically higher wages to the workers? And what will happen to the costs to the consumer? DUmmie Fire Walk, are you sure you've thought all this through?]

Drones used for summary execution of foreigners and US citizens abroad. . . . Hundreds of children killed by these drones. . . . There are 64 drone bases being built within the US as you read this.

[Gain of Drones.]

The Bush-era FISA warrantless wireless wiretapping bill was just signed. . . .

[Barack McSame.]


All your information are belong to us.

[All your base are deserting you.]

7400+ Occupy members bloodied and arrested. . . .

[Say, whatever happened to Our Favorite OWSie, Trust Fund Ted Hall, the Tedward? If he's been bloodied, it's probably from falling down in a haze of smoke.]

The FBI have been raiding Occupy activists' apartments for "literature". . . .

[And all they found was OccuPoet Misty Rowan's "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration."]


The TSA, who have been testing out on buses.

[DUmmie Fire Walk throws the TSA under the bus.]

Obama, corporate shill

[And yet Will the Shill Pitt will still shill for him.]

The 1st Amendment is very nearly gone, and they're starting on the 4th (TSA, etc.).
[Hey, this is the guy you voted for! Twice! This is your Obamassiah.]

Obama has done nothing to wind down or eliminate GEORGE BUSH'S surveillance state.

[Bush and Obama are even taking pictures of children at Disneyland! Six-year-old children, Mandrake!]

What's not to love? Infinite.

[And then some.]

Where is the outrage?

[Fire Walk, I think you need to organize a Million DUmmie March on the White House! Impeach Obama now! No justice, no peace! Do it for Trayvon!]

[DUmmie Fire Walk With Me has just spent 3,123 words--literally! I counted them!--bashing Obama. Let's hear now from his fellow DUmmies . . .]

Wow, what a racist rant.

[Yes, anyone who criticizes The Black Man in the White House MUST be a racist! Good call, DUmmie Scuba.]

Dearest Scuba,

The great love and tenderness I have hitherto expressed for you is false, and I now feel that my indifference towards you increases proportionably every day, and the more I see you the more I appear ridiculous, and an object of contempt, and the more I feel disposed, inclined, and finally determined, to hate you. Believe me I never had the least inclination to offer you my hand and heart. Our last conversation has I assure you, left a wretched insipidity, which has be no means possessed me with the most exalted opinion of your character. Yes, madam, and you will much oblige me by avoiding me. And if ever we are united, I shall experience nothing but the fearful hatred of my parents, added to an everlasting displeasure of living with you. Yes, madam, I think sincerely. You need not put yourself to the smallest trouble or send or write me an answer —— Adieu. And believe that I am so averse to you that it is really impossible I should ever be, Madam, Your affectionate lover till death.

P.S. I'll miss the whoopee.

[Well, that's it, then. DUmmie Scuba and DUmmie Hissyspit are now sideways.]

Obama is a well spoken shill for Wall Street, military contractors and global corporate interests. People need to wake up, Obama's not Justin Bieber. . . .

[Oh yeah?]


President Obama is a President, not a dictator.

[Give him time.]

The critical thinking skills of DUers has definitely worsened!

[We're talking serious negative numbers.]

Emoprog puritopianism has gotten worse.

["Emoprog puritopianism"! You win the prize, DUmmie BeyondGeography! I can't top that!]


Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

With these brain dead Moonbats you could belt them in the head with a two by four and they STILL wouldn't get a clue.

I just can't understand how people could be this damn stupid.

2:05 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

I had to look up "Emoprog puritopianism" and I'm STILL not quite sure WTF it means.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"Emoprog puritopiansim" is "Troglaman" spelled backwards.

4:31 PM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

Urban Dictionary: PURITOPIAN

A Puritopian is a self-described liberal or progressive whose political orientation is to be angry, dissatisfied and unhappy with the state of the nation, because in their view, liberal policies are not being implemented quickly or forcefully enough. They have particular contempt for Democratic presidents.

They are ideological purists who disdain compromise and incremental change, which they see as "selling out" liberal ideas like full employment, an end to war, and liberal social policy. Their views can often sound like utopian fantasy where opposing views never exist.

Puritopians dislike Republicans but reserve their greatest disdain for Democratic presidents, whom they relentlessly attack for not meeting a set of ideological goal posts that are constantly adjusted to ensure that the president will be deemed a disappointment, "not progressive enough" or "just like a Republican" no matter what policy achievements are made.

Puritopians routinely dismiss or ignore congress' role in making or impeding policy, believing presidents can simply "use the bully pulpit" in order to overcome constitutional or legislative obstacles.

Puritopians have an affinity for 3rd party politics as a way to punish Democratic presidents. They are especially hostile to President Obama and deem anyone who expresses a lack of ill will toward him to be "Obamabots" and enemies of liberalism.

Puritopian supersedes Emo Progressive. (Seen as too pejorative).

12:54 AM  

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