Friday, January 12, 2007

"Lieberman Will Not Probe Bush Administration Over Katrina"

The DUmmies are now fervently LDS. Does that mean they have given up coffee and liquor in order to become good Mormons? No. It means they suffer from LDS (Lieberman Derangement Syndrome). LDS has been around for several years but it has just hit fever pitch with the news the Senator Lieberman will not probe the Bush administration over Katrina in his role as the new chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee. Making LDS even worse for the DUmmies is the fact that Lieberman is continuing to support Bush's Iraq policy. You can read all about the DUmmie LDS outbreak in this THREAD titled, "Lieberman Will Not Probe Bush Administration Over Katrina." So let us now watch the DUmmies suffer a severe LDS outbreak in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Lieberman also has the power to turn the Democrat Senate Majority into a Minority by a quick jump, is in the [brackets]:

Lieberman Will Not Probe Bush Administration Over Katrina

[Maybe he thinks it better to probe Kathleen Blanco where he would get some real results of inadequacy.]

good f*cking job, voters of Connecticut, of voting into office another assclown Republican:

[LDS alert!]

Jan. 11, 2007 - Sen. Joe Lieberman, the only Democrat to endorse President Bush’s new plan for Iraq, has quietly backed away from his pre-election demands that the White House turn over potentially embarrassing documents relating to its handling of the Hurricane Katrina disaster in New Orleans.

Lieberman’s reversal underscores the new role that he is seeking to play in the Senate as the leading apostle of bipartisanship, especially on national-security issues. On Wednesday night, Bush conspicuously cited Lieberman’s advice as being the inspiration for creating a new “bipartisan working group” on Capitol Hill that he said will “help us come together across party lines to win the war on terror.”

But the decision by Lieberman, the new chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, to back away from the committee's Katrina probe is already dismaying public-interest groups and others who hoped the Democratic victory in November would lead to more aggressive investigations of one of the White House’s most spectacular foul-ups.

[While quietly forgetting about Blanco's spectacular foul-ups.]

I hate his guts. I hate Lieberman more than I hate Gingrich and Delay.

[The only cure for LDS is an overdose of Prozac.]

Even more then Zell Miller! Yep - Joe has him beat in the Hypocrite Award for slimy kiss rethug ass behavior. Lets cut Joe loose - even if it means we lose our Senate majority, we are compromising too much - the way he has betrayed his former party is beyond shameful. I'd rather we give him his rethug badge of honor, and hope the likes of Snowe will consider switching to DEM or INDIE. Loserman deserves not one ounce of attention anymore from DEMS.

[That would be a hell of a present for Senator Johnson when he awakes from his coma---to find out he is in the minority.]

NO. We must keep our majority. It's the only hope for our nation. It's our only hope.

[Joe should switch sides just for the enjoyment of watching this DUmmie's head explode.]

Yep, Joe won't be probing Junior...over Katrina--but he will be probing him next week after a nice quiet dinner and a few cocktails.

[This fantasy has been brought to you care of Ben Burch.]

I want some Republics to cross the aisle and I want his ass OUT of our party. He doesn't deserve any of the majority power.

[Chuck Hagel is the most likely to make such a switch.]

just one more democratic senator. Then we can kick his ass to the curb.

[Feel the love.]

If only John Edwards stayed in the Senate...we could tell Jihad Joe to fuck off. That's the main bone I have to pick with Edwards!

[Edwards wants time to comb before you can pick his bone.]

Give the chair to someone else the dems probably thought the chairmanship would put him in the dem camp. WRONG. Strip him of the seat and give it to a dem he is going to vote republican anyway. Is the governor of Conn. democrat, if so impeach him.

[Impeach is the latest Democrat codeword for a political purge.]

TRAITOR! Lieberman is a TRAITOR!

[Calling the LDS emergency crew! Outbreak in the heart of DUmmieland!]

Loserman is the new poster boy of the rethug party...
Who wants to start a betting pool on the date this disgusting excuse of a former DEM will formally switch parties?

[It will be the date when DUmmieland goes down because of a big implosion.]

I tried. I along with many others. I went for a bit on nothing but salads because I spent my days doing my chores for Team Lamont. Others practically spent their lives working for Lamont.

[You ate salad for Lamont? I hope you had avocado in those salads. I think salads are so incomplete without the vital avocado element.]

look forward to the day that we can see the treasonous, rat bastard indicted. He's a criminal. He's a traitor. It's just a matter of time.

[Indicted for WHAT? Again the DUmmies provide NO charges.]

Loserman is sitting back, waiting for the choice moment to formally declare his true colors and switch sides. I'm sure he will be welcomed into the rethug party; and then we can forever cut him lose.

[Waiting for just the right moment to inflict the maximum amount of angst among the Left.]

Until we decide losing the Senate is a bearable price The oleaginous shit has us by the curlies. Either we endure him f*cking up the agenda on a single committee or we endure Republican chairs on every committee fucking up all the agendas. It's just cost-benefit. To get what we want, Joe wins. Sucks, but there it is.

[A DUmmie dilemma.]

Connecticut Is Not A Recall State, I'm Afraid and I'm not sure being a turncoat Dem is an impeachable offense, although I sorely wish it was

[A DUmmie is pained by harsh reality.]

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Blogger Radish said...

Surely they can't be totally unaware that on all non-war voting, Lieberman is 100% leftist. Even voted for keeping it legal to suck the brains out of babies in the birth canal (which would explain a lot of the DUh posters, wouldn't it?).

8:10 PM  

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