Saturday, November 04, 2006

DUmmies Jubilantly Celebrating Their Election Victory

The congressional elections are still 3 days away yet the DUmmies are ALREADY celebrating their tremendous victory. Normal folks wait until a joyous event actually HAPPENS before celebrating it but the DUmmies just can't contain themselves. The ball is still on the 10 yard line but the DUmmies have rushed, sans the ball, into the end zone to do their victory dance as you can see in this THREAD victoriously titled, "Oh Boy, are you watching the coverage of the upcoming destruction of the GOP?" So let us now break out the Estrich '04 Victory Champagne and watch the DUmmies celebrate the victory they are SURE is theirs in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noticing that Lucy is still holding the football, is in the [brackets]

Oh Boy, are you watching the coverage of the upcoming destruction of the GOP?

[WOO-HOO! WE WON! WE WON! Let's celebrate EARLY!!!]

I have been tuned into MSNBC all morning, here is a summary:

[Republicans are facing a tsunami wave of Democrats about to drive them out of office so they shouldn't even bother to vote. Pretty please, Republicans. Don't vote!]

1) GOP candidates are trailing in all close house races

[According to polls almost as accurate as the 2004 exit polls...]

2) Looks like Dems have pickup momentum in the close Senate races

[According to the MSM, the Democrats have had momentum since the beginning of the year which only keeps increasing so, pretty please, Republicans shouldn't even vote.]

3) Interview with Republicans saying THEY ARE GOING TO RAISE taxes (panic setting in...Yelling at the world...)

[I believe they are called RINOs.]

4) Whora has one interview with a Dems where the GOP person failed to show up to provide an opposite view? Supposedly got busy somewhere (yeah right!)

[Busy having a life.]

5) Joe dead intern Scarface breaks it all down saying they are imploding

[Joe, the politically neutered MSNBC Republican whose whole life now revolves around a desperate effort not to be cancelled by that non-network.]

6) Interview with Pat Buschanon saying it is all over

[Hey, if Pat says its over then it MUST be over. No need to take a break for your pre-election gloating, my little DUmmie.]

7) Then, we bring you a report about a CLOSE Bush religious dude who like anal sex and meth

[Insert ben burch joke here...]

8) MSNBC new poll just came out and the news is very bad for the GOP

[FUnnie but ALL the polls have said the SAME thing all year and we all know that polls can't possibly be wrong.]

Oh wait there is more devastating news:

[Oh goodie. For a moment there I thought you were actually going to wait for the election results to come in before celebrating.]

9) PNAC NeoCons turned against Bush, they think he is a dumbass

[Jimmy CrackCorn also turned against Bush.]

10) Oh my God!!! All military newspapers want Bush to fire Dummy!

[And all the surfer magazines have also attacked Bush!]

11) Someone brought up a picture on the front page of he NYT, a shot soldier in Iraq...etc. not good to see right before 11/7

[Helen Thomas is NEVER good to see at any time.]

12) Oh, and a bunch of Katrina mentions for balance!!!

[How about a bunch of Global Warming mentions? That is also Bush's fault.]

I have not seen a obituary anywhere, I will let you know as soon as it is released...

[You might be SURPRISED as to whose obituary it could turn out to be. And now to hear from the rest of the victoriously celebrating DUmmies...]

This is a thing of beauty.

[Yes. Isn't it BEAUTIFUL to see your election victory that has yet to happen?]

I think the tide is turning!

[Don't get caught in the whirlpool.]

Maybe the country is finally getting energized enough to say, "We've had enough," and are willing to give up their creature comforts long enough to take back their country. So far it has been too much of an inconvenience for them, but we'll see how things develop.

[No need to wait. Celebrate NOW!!!]

Wow. I'm like Allison in Wonderland finally going back through the looking glass.

[More like Allison in DUmmieland watching each other in the looking glass.]

Thank you for the great wake up news. I'm smiling, now.

[HOORAY!!! Karl Rove WILL be indicted on May 12!]

Yeah, Instead of Getting Tighter, DEMS ARE PULLING AWAY!!!!!!!!

[Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!! Let's count our chickens before they hatch!]

Are you forgetting the Repubs massive vote manipulation ability-that switched millions of votes in 2004 and 2000 and swung the elections?

[KILLJOY!!! Why are you ruining our victory celebrations?]

I'm glad they are all talking about the impending destruction of the repuke party so much! Then, when they steal the election it will be even more obvious to anyone with the IQ of a lima bean what really happened.

[Break out your Guy Fawkes costume!]

this is karmageddon.... for the repubicons it's the end of the world....GOP ´╗┐Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
it's payback time...

[...Said Charlie Brown as Lucy held the football out for him to kick.]

I am basking in the glory of the downfall of that party of thugs and thieves. Everywhere I go, it seems you can feel it in the air. There will be change. Even an election theft won't stop it. Although it might slow it down, the theft of the election will only enrage the public even more. I feel real hope for the first time in years; Americans are waking up and remembering what being American is all about!

[Is that you, Susan Estrich?]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total Delusion Mode for the reality deprived community.

God it will be sweet the evening of the elections to see the mass suicides.

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These assholes are obviously manic-depressives. Tomorrow they will be in deep depression.

I can hardly wait for the inevitable head explosions like "Mars Attacks"

12:39 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

This cracks me up, just read the poll in the Washington Post that shows tide turning in favor of Republicans. I can't wait for the results on the 8th. Unfortunately my posting privaleges have been revoked over at DU.

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10) "Oh my God!!! All military newspapers want Bush to fire Dummy!"

Psst, don't tell the DUmmies that those newspapers are private pubs. produced by Gannett. Gannett is also the publisher of USAToday. In other words, not a professional publications, just more biased newsrags.
Those asshats just can't get their collective feces together.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toast, anyone?

2:17 PM  

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