Thursday, October 26, 2006


Are you a Republican? Then you can be subject to imprisonment or worse if the Democrats regain control of the House and Senate this year. I kid you not. Just read the bizarre Daily Kos revenge fantasies of KOmmie buhdydharma in his THREAD appropriately titled, "Revolution!" For this KOmmie and many Democrats, this election is about REVENGE which they call "Revolution." So before I am accused of scare-mongering exaggeration I will let KOmmie buhdydharma and the other KOmmies describe for themselves their revolution revenge scenarios in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching as the Democrats begin planning their Chekhist squads, is in the [brackets]:



All of my life the Republicans have been my Enemy. When I was 10 years old I remember distinctly telling a group of older people who were criticizing Humphrey at the Democratic Convention in Chicago that the Democrats weren't the problem. It was The Republicans.

[This KOmmie, by his own admission, has been in a hate mode all his life.]

I protested Nixon, I protested Reagan, I flipped Bush1 the Bird from up on my Mountaintop and sent him juicy hate mail. Using stamps!

[Thanx for placing yourself on the Secret Service Watch List.]

All of my life.

[...I've been a nutjob.]

All of my life I have listened to their peculiar line of Bullshit. All of my life I have watched them choose War over Peace, Greed over Kindness, Oppression over Freedom, Profit over Planet.

[No shades of grey in this KOmmie's thinking. KOmmie buhdydharma is blindly doctrinaire all the way.]

All of my life I have watched the battles. Civil rights, human rights, the environment, housing, health care, dignity for the poor, energy, AIDS, mental health, homelessness, corporate greed, women's rights, commercializing culture out of existence, deregulation, education, gay rights, corruption, sexual repression, voter suppression, electoral dirty tricks, repression of alternative energy, military boondoggles, preemptive war, union busting, suspension of democracy, abolishing habeas corpus, secret prison networks, rendition, torture, not to mention rudeness, snideness, lying, cheating, stealing and just plain Assholiness, Jerkwaditude and general repulsiveness. If I ever had an ethical or moral question, All of my life all I had to do is ask what a Republican would do...and then do the opposite.

[So all of your life you've been controlled by your own Republican obsession. Should I order steak or lobster? Well, it depends on what a Republican would eat and then I'll do just the opposite. Therefore KOmmie buhdydharma's entire existence has been defined by Republicans.]

Six years ago they got everything they ever wanted. Complete control of the government with several elderly Supreme Court Justices. The bastards got the whole enchilada and grabbed the brass ring. It was all theirs, they could finally do whatever they want, pass whatever laws, strip whatever freedoms, invade any countries. Their long held dream of unfettered power and control finally came true.

[And yet, oddly enough, you still have the freedom to let loose with your insane rant.]

For six years they have done EXACTLY what they wanted.

[You are our SLAVE!!! I order you to act like a complete obsessed idiot for our entertainment!]

Did whatever they pleased while thumbing their noses at the rest of the world.

[And while laughing at your Republican obsession.]

They have gotten exactly what they wanted....this is EXACTLY what happens under the Republicans. This chaos and suffering we see in our country and around the world is EXACTLY what Republican policies produce. ALWAYS. It is a completely unsustainable model, designed to enrich the few, while oppressing EVERYONE but the top 1%. It is a path to destruction.

[And STARVE the children. Don't forget to include that.]

I have always been curious and horrified at the prospect of this time, what they would do if they actually had unlimited power. Now we know. Everyone here is feeling pretty confident right now...the polls are good, momentum is on our side, the Forces Of Evil are suffering setback after setback...especially in George Bush's War. But is it enough?

[Nope. We still OWN the Diebold machines.]

All of my life the GOP has stood for Greed, Oppression and Power, but their true corruptness and their true hate and their true avarice has been muted by the fact that they have been checked either by a Democratic Congress or a Democratic President.

[And a Democrat MSM.]

Now it's all out in the open, when the Republicans have their way....EVERYONE suffers, except the top 1%.

[And yet they still keep getting the vote from over 50% of the rest of the population. Strange.]

Is this the America we want?

Is this the America that the average citizen wants?

Is this America at all?

[America wants that you start taking your meds again.]

Now......right NOW, my friends we have an absolutely unique opportunity. An HISTORIC opportunity!

This election is NOT a referendum on Iraq, or tax cuts, or sexual predation.

This election is a referendum on RepublicanISM itself.

[This election is a referendum on your sanity.]

This, my friends, is a REVOLUTION!!!

[Did you get Mommy's permission yet to play revolutionary in the street?]

If we work hard (as i know we are) we can defeat them at the polling places. If we spread the word and Work Harder and GET OUT THE VOTE!!! .....................we can CRUSH THEM!

[Anyone out there get the feeling yet that this KOmmie resented the fact that NORMAL successful guys in high school who were also Republicans were going out with the hot chicks that this loser craved? This is often how the hate REALLY begins.]

I call on you now, I call on every Kossak, every NIONer, every member of the left Blogosphere...everyone you know, every one you meet, everyone you talk to on the phone....Including the make this not just an election, not just a referendum...but a REVOLUTION in America.

[IOW, make complete asses of yourselves.]

If we are going to take this f*cking country back and make it into what it CAN be, we must destroy Republicanism as viable alternative to TRUE democracy.

[Make being a Republican a Hate Crime.]

We need to PUSH for investigations into corruption, the war, sex scandals, torture and secret prisons and the HUGE pile of Elephant shit in our living rooms and kitchens.

[Notice that this KOmmie has not one bit of outrage against the REAL terrorists?]


[We aleady know that Republicanism makes you go berserk.... REPUBLICANS!!! SLOOOOOWLY I TURNED...STEP BY STEP...]

We need to destroy the MYTH that Republicans are responsible stewards of the economy and war...and prove and yell and scream out at the top of our lungs just how much damage and destruction Republicanism has done to our nation and the world!

[We need to destroy the myth that KOmmies are sane. Oh, you're doing that job for us. Thanx.]

Every four years, in America, we have the chance for a bloodless Revolution. This time our opportunity is in the midterms, the opportunity to change governments, to change truly change the world.

[Lucy is now holding your electoral football, waiting for your kick...]

The Republican model is competition and destroying your opposition...whether it be in business, politics or foreign policy. In order to survive the upcoming changes we face on the planet we need to change that to a democratic model of cooperation. THAT will be the change that creates a new and better world for our children and the next Seven Generations. In order to achieve this the model of Republican*ism* must be defeated, discredited ....and if possible destroyed...destroyed at the very least as a concept of viable government.

[Destroy competition and replace it with collectivism.]

You may say I'm a dreamer....but I'm not the only one, perhaps some day you will join us.... and the world will be as one.

[You're not the only one. Lots of other KOmmies, DUmmies, and lefwingers in general share your twisted mindset.]

Revolutions are not started and participated in by 'others,' they are started by YOU!

[Get the list of all the BDS patients and recruit them for the revolution. And now on to the other KOmmies...]

This is all about GOTV — getting our own voters enthused and committed to voting (and demoralizing our opponents' voters so that they aren't).

[Thanx for giving away the Democrat game plan that we already knew about---demoralizing Republicans so they won't vote. ALL election news on the MSM is now geared toward that end.]

A vast amount of work will remain. Hey, we don't even know if we'll have subpoena power yet. It's true. Republicanism must be discredited forever. It needs to be cast on the ash heap of history as totalitariam Communism was in 1991.
We have to take the long view, and work towards that end. If there is an un-American, anti-American creed in this country, Republicanism is now it.

[A KOmmie already planning on indicting Republicans for the crime of...being Republicans.]

13 days to go and its going our way.

[Great end zone victory dance you're performing there...before you actually score the touchdown.]

First, we must expose the GOP for the organized criminal element they truly are. We need to investigate and document their dirty deeds then exhibit before the American people the cold, stark facts, the hard evidence of global graft, corrupt cronyism, and several subtle subversions of our precious Constitution for which they are solely responsible. Revolution begins November 7th. In the end, impeachment is the only remedy.

[Hi Mr. Coyote. The Acme Co. package has just arrived at your doorstep.]

I don't know about you but I am forced to interact with repugs at work and in RL all the time. These people are the most racist, hate filled, conniving wacko's you ever want to meet. Even the ones who come off as merely misguided "nice people" will eventually, once you really get to know them, reveal the true nature of their hearts. It's a good thing I will not be elected presnit as I would use the full power of the chimps unitary executive power grab immediately. I would declare everyone who voted for Commander Assclown an enemy combatant and force them to undergo a re-education program. No waterboarding or hoods and electrodes, no, I would get medievil on their ass.

[How humanitarian of you. No torture of Republicans. Merely force them to be confined to re-education camps.]

I would make them care for the sick, the elderly, and the helpless. I would force them to build housing for the homeless using the money they looted from us and the US treasury. They would be made to provide healthcare for even the least amongst us. I would force them to actually look a gay person in the eye and explain to them why they have spent a lifetime trying to make them invisible and without equal rights, and why they secretly cheered when violence was done to them. They would be required to explain to their neighbors of color why the shade of their skin makes them a target for their hatred and fears. They need to be held accountable for what they have allowed to happen, and what they have helped to create. I'm giving none of them a free pass.

[Would you allow them to beg your forgiveness for being a Republican?]

Two more weeks before impeachment hearings might begin ? PLEASE let it be so.....I so, so, want to see John Conyers as Chair of the Judiciary committee, issuing subpoenas to his Satanic travesty himself.

[John Conyers hears ya! However, Nancy Pelosi is pretending she doesn't.]

I don't care if someone is a traditional, SANE old-school republican, they are the enemy for supporting the hijackers of their party. But when I really think about it... THEY murdered JFK, RFK, MLK. And others. Many others. Weldon for sures. They are murderous thugs, and they need to be stripped of their citizenship and deported -- Syria has room at the Inn, I hear.

[Welcome to the Hate Week celebrations. Please wait until the big screen lights up before rabidly ranting your HATE of all Republicans.]

I got me a Guy Fawkes mask.

[Do you feel empowered yet?]

Brothers and sisters , I wanna see a sea of hands out there... I want everybody to kick up some noise , I wanna hear some revolution... Brothers and sisters , the time has come for each and every one of you to decide whether you are going to be the problem or you are going to be the solution! You must choose , brothers , you must choose. It takes five seconds , five seconds of decision , five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet. It takes five seconds to realize that its time to move , it's time to get down with it. Brothers , it's time to testify. And I want to know - are you ready to testify ? Are you ready !! I give you a testimonial. THE MC5 !!

[Okay. I admit it. My main motivation for voting wasn't to help Republicans but to watch your heads explode on Election Night.]

So I hate them. I despise them. Every single one ought to be nailed into a barrel of wolverines and sent floating over the falls. No apologies.

[Rabid animals don't ever apologize so no apologies expected.]

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Blogger Ronbo said...

Absolutely Top Hat stuff!

I loved your comments:-)

Do you suppose these space cadets would actually try to storm the White House?

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, that certainly convinced me. It's kind of ironic that republicans built all of those wal-mart re-education camps.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Ron, in fact they rarely leave their basements.

The scary thing is the DNC actually listens to these people.

9:37 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Let's see if I got this right.

"The Republican model is competition and destroying your opposition..." but,

"the model of Republican*ism* must be ... if possible destroyed...destroyed at the very least as a concept of viable government".

So, the horrible thing about Republicans is that they destroy the opposition, while Democrats/Lefties, OTOH just want to destroy the opposition.

Ooooooh. Now I see the difference.

11:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would declare everyone who voted for Commander Assclown an enemy combatant and force them to undergo a re-education program. No waterboarding or hoods and electrodes, no, I would get medievil on their ass.

Unlike during declared wars, insurrections can be put down using soft-point or hollow-point bullets.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Just early voted for Rick Perry, Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Kevin Brady.*

And, apparently, I'm now somehow responsible for the deaths of JFK, RFK AND MLK??

I guess I just don't like K's!

2:38 PM  

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