Thursday, July 27, 2006

"Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool"

A horse's head is dumped into the swimming pool of a Democrat councilwoman and the DUmmies of course blame the EVIL Republicans for this deed as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool." Perhaps Don Karlo Roveone made her an offer that she couldn't refuse. So let us now watch the DUmmies speculate that this horse head DUmping was committed by the Bush Crime Family in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking the Fifth Amendment on this charge, is in the [brackets]:

Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool

[Don Karlo Roveone's offer that she can't refuse.]

MIDDLETOWN, N.Y. - A councilwoman found a severed horse’s head in her swimming pool Tuesday, state police said. “We’re looking at a threat as a possible angle,” Lt. Pierce Gallagher said. “Certainly, we can’t rule that out.” There have been some prior instances of harassment directed toward Wawayanda Councilwoman Gail Soro, Gallagher said.

[The Bush Crime Family Consiglieri, Don Karlo Roveone, has spoken.]

Let's hear it for those moral, Christian, family-values Republicans!

[Let's hear it for pointing fingers of blame based on NO facts.]

Yeah, I'm sure when it comes out, we'll find out it was her Dem primary challenger? It may not turn out to be an officially sanctioned Repub action, but I'm willing to lay good money that whatever sick jerk did something like this for whatever warped reason - it'll turn out that he (they) are registered Repub(s)

[Was the horse a registered Republican?]

A horse's head is a death threat. Bodyguards and a thorough police investigation is the solution.

[And The Godfather DVD should be carefully watched for clues.]

Soro's been in the middle of tussles over growth and planning that are the hot-button issues in the town. But she says she won't be scared out of office. She's up for re-election next year, and she's running.

[Ever consider that SHE might have dumped the horse's head in her own pool as a publicity stunt? Such stunts by Democrats have happened before such as that prof in California that spraypainted Hate graffiti on her own car.]

Sure hope they find the sicko who did this.

[They should start with a list of DUmmie screen names.]

I have to say that I pity the horse. What sort of freak would decapitate a horse?

[What sort of freak would decapitate a human being? Wait! We already know the answer---Islamofascists.]

I hope they find who did it and I would bet that it's a potential developer who probably also is a big contributer to the town's Republicans.

["Johnny Fontane will never get that movie!"]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The idea that the Democrat victim is unhinged and staged the threat naturally never occurs to them.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like "moonbat one" I tend to think she did it all on her own.

-- Rodolfo --

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt it's a crime to cut the head off an already dead horse. You know, those things aren't small and it would make a pretty audible splash. It would help to know the layout of the grounds to see how easy it would be to put it in there.

Also, by the sound of the pool description, it's probably an above-ground pool. what other type pool uses a liner?

8:05 PM  

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