Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Democrats Throw Conniption Fit Over "Democrat"

It is sooooo easy to get under the skin of the Democrats. All you have to do is tweak them with the word "Democrat" used as an adjective as in "Democrat Party." President Bush did this last night during his SOTU when referring to the new "DEMOCRAT majority" and today you would have thought he committed the crime of the century. Democrats absolutely can't stand being called Democrats which is precisely the reason why we will continue to call them Democrats. It is FUn to see them throw a conniption fit over a mere word. It's like we can control their nerve endings. You want to see a Democrat suddenly go berserk? Then just say "Democrat." HA! HA! HA! HA! Meanwhile, these same Democrats think it is perfectly okay to call Republicans "Rethugs," "Nazis," or a lot of other pejoratives. There were several DUmmie and KOmmie threads where the Democrats went out of control over this word starting with this THREAD titled, "THAT DAMN BASTARD! 'DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!'" So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies work themselves into a lather over "Democrat" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of easily tweaked Democrats, is in the [brackets]:



that a-hole really gets up my nose. what a low life scumbag

[Your whole week ruined by just one word. Hee! Hee! Hee!]

you may be interested to know that the official text of the speech says "Democratic"

[That will just make the Democrats angrier.]

I was so pissed when John "Boner" used "Democrat party" in introducing Nancy Pelosi. He knew what he was saying and it was for the benefit of his Rethug buddies.

[So it is okay to say "Rethug" but "Democrat" is somehow taboo?]

Cheney sneered when he said it. That was enough to make me
want to pound him with Speaker Pelosi's gavel.

[No normal man would think of pounding Pelosi with or without a gavel.]

He's an asshat. "Democrat party" is the equivalent of a rebel yell to the Rethugs.

[And "Rethugs" is the equivalent of a Dean Scream to Democrats. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!]

We've got DUers saying it, now. And they don't even seem to give a shit when corrected.

[LOL! The reason why it is spreading is because it sounds so NATURAL.]

It's an insult, it started long ago during the '50s with Senator Joe McCarthy... it's a derogatory term for our Democratic Party.

[Bad history. It started long before then. And now to see the DUmmies throw more conniption fits over this word in this THREAD with the supremely outraged title of "The Democrat majority!"]

The Democrat majority! ahhhhhhhhhhh

[MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

That whole Line of B.S. Never ends even when the Cockroaches are under foot. F-ers.

[Or when the RATS are under foot.]

Chris Matthews and Brian Williams talking about that slur in the post-game commentary, and Brian Williams correctly pointing out that using Democrat as an adjective in that way is an insult.

[Democrat Williams is very concerned about this.]

Right when I heard that I knew there would be an uproar on DU. And rightfully so. Even Hoe Scarborough commented on that today saying " I wouldn't want to be called a republic."

[And I wouldn't want to be called an "MSNBC Republican."]

My husband once-upon-a-time said we should just ignore it... well, tonight, he's having none of it. In fact, his preferred name for the enemy camp is a slight twist on my own: the "repugna-CONS."


Enough of this Democrat nonsense

[Please stop it! STOP!!!]

Time after time after time GOPers refer to the Democratic Party as the Democrat Party. It is not an accident, and I've had enough.

[Thank you for reacting exactly like we want you to.]

From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

[Sorry. It won't work because it doesn't sound NATURAL like "Democrat Party" does.]

"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit" and similar aggressive terms of anger and condemnation. It is no accident that the whole of the Republican world uses it. Even some newspeople use it as well, a dead giveaway as to where they're coming from.

[The more you complain, the more it will be used. Hee! Hee!]

It's the Democrats' fault. Seriously, they never ever call bullshit on this. They always allow them to get away with it--whether it is on TV talkshows or on C-SPAN, never once have I seen any Democrat correct a right wing thug on this.

[So should conservatives call BS when reporters refer to them as "rightwingers?"]

What's the matter? Are the Pubs giving you heartburn with the Democrat Party bit?

[Democrats are easily tweaked. We control their nerve endings. Hee! Hee!]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell, if it would have been me I would have called it the Socialist majority... it's a lot closer to the truth... Communist or Marxist would work too...

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd consider being called a Democrat a slur and epithet too.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, they are a Democrat when referred to in the singular and Democrats when referred to in the plural, but their name changes to the Democratic Party when referred to as a whole. (My English teacher would call that poor grammatical structure, btw.) That make me wonder why they need to change their name when referred to as a party?

The 'repugs' on the other hand, is a Republican when referred to in the singular, Republicans when referred to in the plural, and the Republican Party when referred to as a whole. No name change required.

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, Here's a quote from the Constitution that must really upset the Democrat Party:

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

Even the Founding Fathers thought the country should be run by Republicans. tee hee

1:06 PM  
Blogger Radish said...

[So it is okay to say "Rethug" but "Democrat" is somehow taboo?]

...but they're not the fascists de-humanizing the enemy here. George Bush is. *chortle*

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't the illustration at the top of this post read "The Official Seal of the United States DEMOCRAT Party"???

Dang those widdle moonbats are funny when they get frothing-at-the-mouth emotional.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, "frothing-at-the-mouth" is right! Mentally unbalanced, petulant, foot-stomping little children would be equally correct.

They remind me of the 3-year-old that got himself and his parents kicked off the plane a few days ago.

6:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Even the Founding Fathers thought the country should be run by Republicans."

And the Republican Party wasn't even around yet!

10:51 PM  
Blogger Mo K said...

"...pounding Pelosi..."


12:25 AM  
Blogger RightWingRocker said...

Count on the Donks to provide the humor ...

It's gonna be a funny two years ...


1:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And the Republican Party wasn't even around yet!"

The Founding Fathers sure had foresight, didn't they?

9:55 AM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Why don't they retaliate by calling Republicans 'Republics'? Oh, right. Because that would make them sound even more like morons than they do now.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Publius said...

I love the Democrat logic here: calling the Democratic Party the Democrat Party is like calling the Republican Party the Republic Party. Actually, calling the Republican Party the Republic Party would be like calling the Democratic Party the Democracy Party (which would be a terrible misrepresentation; Democrats love every form of government EXCEPT democracy).

9:06 PM  

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