Friday, September 08, 2006

Brit Hume Exposes DUmmie "Google Bomb" Plot

In a desperate attempt to sabotage the ABC movie, The Path To 9/11, the DUmmies have plotted to set off a "Google Bomb" in order to present their fictional version of 9/11 events as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The Great 2006 Google/Technorati 9-11 movie info bomb!" Apparently Fox News Washington managing editor, Brit Hume, got word of this "Google Bomb" plot and reported on it in his Political Grapevine report yesterday (to watch this report go to this Fox News PAGE and click on VIDEO). Of course, the DUmmies reacted angrily to their "Google Bomb" plot being exposed by Hume and started another THREAD titled, "Brit Hume: Plan to 'Google Bomb' ABC's 9/11." Hey, DUmmies! Be happy that you now have some media attention since it is mostly the Daily Kos that is stealing the limelight from you. So let us now watch the DUmmies engaged in their "Google Bomb" plot followed by their reaction to the Fox News report in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who prefers a daily "Gaggle Bomb," is in the [brackets]:

The Great 2006 Google/Technorati 9-11 movie info bomb!

[The DUmmies taking a break from mainlining pizzas to plot setting off a "Google Bomb.]

To counteract the effects the ABC 9-11 movie could have on the midterm elections, I recommend this course of action:

The night of, and the morning after, people will be hitting the internet looking for information on the events as depicted in this movie.

Our biggest opportunity will be to have nearly identical blog posts waiting, then submit them to be found internet wide the morning after the movie. Google and Technorati will pick up on these posts quickly. We can make these entries dominate the first several pages of the search engines.


Get every Democratic friendly blog on board as possible... you e-mail the ones you know, they'll e-mail the ones they know, etc. Make SURE these blogs are on the Technorati network and have also been submitted to Google's blog search.

For one day, change the title of your blog to the title of the movie.

Agree on a clear, detailed, and sourced body of information -- I've seen several examples on DU lately disputing what is in the movie. Media Matters has one. One was posted today on DU by Richard Clarke.

[Sorry. I checked on that. Richard Clarke did NOT post in DUmmieland. It was just a DUmmie who posted the Clintonista Clarke talking points, my factually challenged little DUmmie. And now we return you to the hatching of the "Google Bomb" plot, now in progress...]

Everyone post it. Right after the movie is over or the next morning at the latest.


DU JOURNALS WILL ALSO WORK! They're indexed in Technorati! To use DU journals for this, the admins will need to allow a forum for everyone who want to to post and almost identical post with facts concerning intelligence failures leading up to 9/11.



Google Bombs Away...

[I'm already picturing Slim Pickens riding your Google Bomb down to Ground Zero. YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWW!!!!!!!]

And this is just the beginning. Between now and November...
...we need to be prepared to do this, at every turn. Is there some way that DU can facilitate your plan?

[The DUmmies plotting to set of yet MORE Google Bombs in a pathetic attempt to control access to information.]

I want to place a bomb in my sig line, but I don't know how to do it. Any help would be appreciated.

[How about if you place a Google Bomb up your buttocks?]

Just so that everyone is clear: Sunday, Sept. 10, is episode #1. So, on Sunday night, we need to be operational. And we need to remain operational for the next few days, at least.

[Ooh! Ooh! All this pseudo military talk has me all excited. Gentlemen, synchronize your watches.]

Friday's Child has put together a combination of information for us ... From Richard Clarke's stuff to Will Pitt's piece. Anyone who wants to post it to their blogs, let me know. In addition, Friday's Child will start a thread Sunday with the information posted and kicked into his/her journal. If you'd like, reply to the post, alter the title just a little, copy all the information into your reply, then kick it into your journal.

[A Will Pitt Google bomb would have the effect of instantly putting the victims to sleep.]

DU & Google bombing got a mention by Brit Hume. Aren't you thrilled & impressed?

[Yes, and now lets go to the DUmmie THREAD full of rage over Brit Hume exposing their dopey plot...]

Brit Hume: Plan to 'Google Bomb' ABC's 9/11

[Damn that Brit Hume for exposing our silliness!]

Democratic Bloggers Plan to 'Google Bomb' Controversial 9/11 Docudrama
Thursday, September 07, 2006
By Brit Hume

Now some fresh pickings from the Political Grapevine:

Dropping a "Google Bomb"

Democratic Web loggers are so upset by that ABC 9/11 movie that they've planned an Internet attack — known as a Google Bomb — to make sure their view of the film dominates the Web.

Activists on have urged every Democratic blogger to post identical entries after the movie airs, all featuring the film's title, so that any Internet search for the movie will turn up a liberal blog highlighting what they say are multiple inaccuracies in the film.

If the plan works, bloggers say they'll be prepared to utilize the technique "at every turn" between now and November.

[Oops! So much for keeping the Google Bomb plot secret.]

Send Brit Hume, Grover Norquist and other right wing scandinavians back to scandinavia!

[Songmeister Charles Henrickson is deeply saddened that you did not mention him as part of that group of right wing scandinavians. Oh, and since when is the Scottish Hume a scandinavian name?]

They seem scared. I smell fear. I smell weakness. Let's feast!!!! If they think we will do that and it worries them, then why not just do that and laugh at them at the same time? They are such paranoid f*cks.

[We still have lots of leftover crow from your last dinner for you to feast on.]

They posted a bad link for DU. Was it because they don't want us getting traffic?

[It was because they knew it would get under your skin.]

Who told Brit about our secret plan?


F*ck You Brit.

You are a traitor to your country, and a shill for Criminals.

How does it feel to sit on your lilly white ass every night spewing lies and enabling the criminals that run our country, while innocent people all over the world die because of it.

If you had a conscience, I imagine you'd feel like the piece of shit you are.

Since you don't I imagine you get aroused by it. Well, I guess it's cheaper than Viagra.

F*ck You, F*ck Your Network, and F*ck the Giggling Murderer you whore for.

Your comeuppance will be epic.

[Like all those Freudenschade comeuppances that you DUmmies constantly have?]

So, how does the Google Bomb work exactly?

[You shove it up your butt and then wait for benburch to come by to stick his burning fuse in.]

I feel like Brit's been spying through a hole in my bathroom wall.

[That's actually benburch's eye peering in.]

We often use really big words here on DU.

[Try using "Freudenschade."]

his tone seems to suggest that the innacuracies are debatable
and that we are spoiled little liberals who got mad because we couldn't handle ABC dramatizing the truth.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

You mean some sh*t sucking little Freepers are still lurking here? They're so stupid. They have no idea what our real plan is. Sorry bout your ratings and all that, hon, but you boys are doing juss fine self-destructing "at every turn". We're not going down into that dark hole you all live in. That's the thing about your ideology, Brit. To completely supress the truth and destroy America, which we all know you're trying to do, you'd have to eliminate tens of millions of honest Americans who believe in truth, justice and the American way. We know y'all think Katrina was some kind of God sent lagniappe for your team of arseholes, but you know as well as we do that God is going to take care of you without mercy and with fierce retribution. You should ask Rush who his dealer(s) is so you can get some pills.

[How about if you get some meds?]

Hey, Maybe We'll Hit 100,000 User Registrations Sooner Than I Thought?

[When you subtact the tombstoned and Lousy Freeper Trolls, you'll still be below 5000.]

And by the way, Mr. Hume- we're not upset- we're WINNING, you git.

[Yeah, great win you had in 2004. Too bad that victory was only in the exit polls.]

You really do live in a parallel world, eh Brit?

[You mean in that parallel world in which John Kerry was inaugurated as president in January, 2001?]

When are we going to stop acting like children. I'm a
independent and I don't always agree with the Republicans and I don't always agree with the Democrats. But if I'm going to discuss what is going on in my country with someone I'm not going to call them names and tell them to go @#$% them
selves. I came here to see what people were talking about and after reading what some of you are saying I feel like I'm back in Jr. High school. Lets stop acting like a child who is not
getting his or her way and discuss this like adults. Maybe
then we can help make a change in our country and the world.
I'm not trying to piss anyone off. I'm just trying to get
everyone to act responsibly and think of solutions to our
problems. Lets stop pointing fingers and act to bring about change that is needed in the USA.

[Can I get an invite to your tombstoning ceremony?]

Where is the San Diego guy that beat up a Fox Reporter when we need him?

[Hopefully in the process of being deported.]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

To completely supress the truth and destroy America

Isn't that what this little plan of theirs is all about?

And by the way, Mr. Hume- we're not upset- we're WINNING, you git.

What exactly are they winning? I can't seem to think of anything...

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooh! Ooh! All this pseudo military talk has me all excited. Gentlemen, synchronize your watches.

Too much of Clancy's games in Mom's basement I guess. Heh!!


12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this retard actually think that figures from the Clinton admin actually post to DU?

Was that a trick question?


12:04 PM  
Blogger Matthew Nehrling said...

To Anonymous,
You should spend some time researching DU.. Sure it is full of nuts, but there are many political figures who frequent there.. You would be surprised.. It is actually distrubing that people whom the public considers 'mainstream' democrats actually associate with these kooks. But hell, they did have Michael Moore at their convention.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

I wonder if they'll Google-bomb while wearing their V for Vendetta masks...

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100,000 - that many registrations. Seems pathetic when you consider all of the lousy foreigners who post there. When was the last time one of your buddies used the term 'git'?

7:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should spend some time researching DU..

Thats an activity I leave to PJ.

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What exactly are they winning? I can't seem to think of anything...

Moral victories, Gianni. Moral victories. Now if we're talking about real victories, on the other hand...

Nope. Nothing comes to mind.

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This so very clearly shows the defective DUmmie 'thought process' (so-called) in action. It proposes that a lot of brainless idiots copy and post identical content on various blogs and websites, and then doesn't provide the 'identical' content for them to use, thereby ensuring that even if the concept had any utility, it would still fail dismally in the execution.

1:22 AM  

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