Wednesday, August 16, 2006

DUmmies About To Experience Severe Case Of Wilson Freudenschade

The DUmmies are about to experience a really bad case of Freudenschade. Specifically, this case of Freudenschade has to do with the lawsuit that Joe and Valerie Wilson brought against Cheney, Rove, and Scooter Libby. What happened is that their REAL lawyers have given up on their lawsuit as hopeless as you can see in this Newswire STORY. As a result the Wilsons are now forced to rely on free volunteer lawyers and, believe me, you get what you pay for which in this case is nothing. Had there been some realistic chance that the Wilsons could have won their dopey lawsuit their REAL lawyers would have remained on the case. Meanwhile, the DUmmies seem to be unaware of the significance of this latest development as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Plame lawyer plans to force Cheney, Rove testimony." So let us now watch the DUmmies unknowingly enter the Freudenschade Zone in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Wilsons trying to get a Fitzmas present via freebie legal services, is in the [brackets]:

Plame lawyer plans to force Cheney, Rove testimony

[That should read, "FREEBIE Plame lawyer plans to force Cheney, Rove testimony."]

LOS ANGELES, Aug 15 (Reuters) - A lawyer plans to use a legal precedent that allowed President Bill Clinton to be sued while in office to force Vice President Dick Cheney and presidential adviser Karl Rove to testify in a lawsuit brought by former CIA operative Valerie Plame and her husband.

California attorney Joseph Cotchett said he will ask a federal court to order Cheney, his ex-chief of staff Lewis "Scooter" Libby and Rove to testify in depositions about their role in disclosing her classified status.

Cotchett, who took over as trial counsel in Plame's case on Tuesday, said legal precedent for whether Cheney and the others could claim legal immunity in the case comes, in part, from Paula Jones' sexual harassment case against Clinton.

[Cotchett took over on Tuesday because the Wilsons' REAL lawyers gave up on the lawsuit as HOPELESS.]

Good. Get the bastards under oath. About time. I've never seen such a bunch of slimy individuals who manage to duck testifying under oath.

[Break out that Freudenschade victory champagne bottle.]

We can only hope that the good guy lawyers are more skillful than the bad guy lawyers so that they can prove perjury, because there will be A LOT of that going on.

[The "good guy" lawyers SPLIT. Now the Wilsons are stuck with Freebie volunteer lawyers. You get what you pay for.]

I just want to get them under oath first. That hasn't happened yet - can you believe that??

[Why don't you ask the REAL lawyers who just quit the Wilson lawsuit?]

Wasn't Rove under oath to Fitzpatrick?

[Wasn't Rove indicted on May 12?]

oh please oh please oh please oh please ?!?!?

[Freudenschade, baby!]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Plame's lawyer is using the precedent that came out of the Paula Jones case, instigated and managed by the Republican slime machine, to go after Cheney and Rove! Ain't karma a bitch?

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ain't Freudenschade a bitch?]

I hope it happens quick. I hope Fitz does something soon too.
We need some big boost before Nov.

[Don't you remember? Fitz indicted Karl Rove on May 12. Jason Leopold and William Rivers Pitt told us so.]

Payback Is Such A Bitch and these bitches have been asking for it for decades. This definitely calls for popcorn.

[And a bottle of Freudenschade victory champagne.]

I don't think the Wilson's are worried about any financial settlement, which will floor the DICK, because money seems to be his only way of dealing with problems.

[Neither are the current FREEBIE Wilson lawyers.]

Cheers Indeed!

Fantastic news!

[The inevitable DUmmie buildup to the ultimate Freudenschade Moment.]

It's things like this that make me believe in karma

[It's things like this that make me believe in Freudenschade.]

Hey, mods@ So where's our schadenfreude icon?

[I already provided you the APPROPRIATE Freudenschade icon up the top of this DUFU edition.]

Sweet irony.

[In more ways than one. Hee! Hee!]

It is amazing how things can come back full circle in life to end biting you in arse. Bwahhahahhhaa

[And speaking of sweet irony.... Bwahahahahahahaha.]

It is called Karma.

[And you are about to experience Karmatic Kickback in the arse in the form of Freudenschade.]

If nothing else this could tie the administration in knots until their term is over.

[The amazing thing here is that the DUmmies still seem complete UNAWARE that the REAL lawyers just gave up on the Wilson case as hopeless. DUhhhhhhhmmmmmies!]

The quicker this gets to court, the better!!

[And your Freudenschade Moment will be quick but painful.]

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