Sunday, July 16, 2006

William Rivers Pitt Bashes Israel

For the past several weeks, WILLIAM RIVERS (Pied Piper) PITT has been waging an ingratiation campaign in DUmmieland in a desperate attempt to make the DUmmies forget that he was the ringleader of the infamous Hoaxmas fraud in which he claimed that Karl Rove had been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald on May 12. The angry reaction by the DUmmies when they learned they had to eat crow after jubilantly celebrating Rove's indictment has caused Pitt to lay low for the most part. However, he has made much reduced appearances in DUmmieland lately in order to post what for DUmmies are innocuous, but popular topics, such as bashing Bush. As part of his latest ingratiation campaign, Pitt has now taken to bashing Israel as you can see in his THREAD titled, "Israel is rolling tanks. This is what I was most afraid of." So let us now watch WILLIAM RIVERS PITT pathetically try to crawl back into the good graces of the DUmmies by bashing Israel in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Pitt for reinvigorating the DUmmie FUnnies after a week in the summer doldrums, is in the [brackets]:

Israel is rolling tanks. This is what I was most afraid of.

[This geopolitical insight comes from the same genius who came up with the Hockey Puck Theory of geopolitics who theorized that the Third American Empire was born in the aftermath of the American victory over the Soviets at the 1980 Winter Olympics when nationalistic fans began screaming "USA! USA! USA!"]

The bombings on both sides are bad enough. The wrecking of Lebanese infrastructure, the missile attacks into Israel, the massacre of those 20 civilians trying to flee the fighting, was all bad enough. Syria committing its "resources" to Lebanon was a frightening escalation.

[But now the worst has happened...Pied Piper Pitt has entered the fray as part of his ingratiation campaign.]

But until today, this was all about missiles and air strikes. This was about blowing things up, and not about taking land and holding it.

[In Pitt's mind it is worse to have a tank down the street than being hit by a missile.]

That just changed. Israel is rolling its armor into Gaza, and that has been what I've been most afraid of. The news people talk about "escalations" all day long, but tactically speaking, missiles and air strikes are about punishment and fear (and maybe about bombing people to the negotiating table), and not about siezing and holding territory.

[Territory from which rockets are launched is seized. For Pitt this is some sort of ominous portent of the Armageddon. Several yards in Gaza.]

You can't do that with warplanes and artillery.

You do it with tanks and infantry.

[In addition to his geopolitical expertise, did I also mention that Pitt is also a military strategist?]

Israel is rolling tanks. This just got worse by orders of magnitude. The armor rolling out is a signal the other nations over there cannot possibly miss.

[Pitt is rolling ingratiation. This just got worse by orders of magnitude.]

Where did you hear about this? I've been surfing the M$M all
afternoon & haven't heard it mentioned...

[Jason Leopold told him.]

MSNBC. The TV said it.

[David Shuster also said it on MSNBC. Not the tank thing. Only about how Karl Rove WOULD be indicted for sure.]

WWIII.....we're all fuggin' doomed. kiss yer ass g'bye...

[The latter part is what Skinner should have told Pitt for perpetrating the Hoaxmas Fraud.]

Over tanks in Gaza? Except for the particulars, what else is new? Tanks in Gaza are pretty par for the course, over the long haul. If it's not tanks, it's bulldozers. Gaza is "occupied" for all intents and purposes, even when it isn't. Even tanks in southern Lebanon wouldn't surprise me at this stage.

[Shhh! Don't stop Pitt when he is on an Ingratiation Tour roll. After all he made it possible for me to DUFU the DUmmies about the latest events in the Middle East.]

Really, Gaza is sad, mean, unkind...but Gaza ain't WW3.

[Hey! Pitt is desperate to latch onto ANYTHING to ingratiate himself with the DUmmies.]

It seems like maybe people don't know the difference between the Gaza strip and Lebanon?

[And those people are known as...DUmmies!]

Tanks entering Gaza isn't exactly a shocker - Israel only withdrew troops in Sept. 2005, less than a year ago; & Israeli troops have been conducting raids in Gaza since the soldier was captured. The problem is, most Americans have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to Mideast politics, & that includes me.

[And that includes Pied Piper Pitt.]

If only these people were equally armed, Israel would let them alone. Protected by big bad guns and planes (and mostly from the US) is the only reason Israel is the bully of the ME. Yet people who lay down their lives (their only real weapons)in suicide bombings are called cowards and terrorists. Most countries in the area want to live in peace with Israel but it's a peace that Israel will dishonor in the drop of a hat is they so choose. I fault all the Arab nations that will not unite to bring strength to the Palestinains and Arab cause. The leaders of these government have sold their people out, just as the leaders in Israel have sold their people out to conflict and the low moral ground. It is so unnecessary and so one-sided.

[Your Hezbollah membership card is in the mail.]

Actually Israel launched preemptive attacks in '48 and '67. And the Israel-as-Victim rhetoric doesn't work here, as you may have found out.

[Yes, Israel was at fault back then for not sitting on their butts and just allowing themselves to be wiped out by the attacking armies surrounding them.]

Please provide evidence to back up your claim that Israel was the agressor in 1948. Nor does the assertion that 1967 was unprovoked hold water.


The simple fact is you can't gather up and destroy hidden arms caches from the cockpit of an F-16.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

When Israel pulled out of Gaza, Hamas agreed to a ceasefire and worked to try to get other factions in on the ceasefire as well. And then a certain someone happened to fire artillery at a civilian beach and killed 8...

[And that certain someone was NOT Israel as the media so loudly proclaimed at first. Check out for yourself the true STORY about what happened at that Gaza beach.]

Israel is taking over Lebanon and then Syria. its pretty obvious...

[its pretty obvious that their next target is Bukowski's.]

What does Israel ALWAYS do? Take land and hold it. It's their specialty, stealing land and brutalizing the occupants...oh, and then acting all innocent when someone retaliates.

[Kind of like WILLIAM RIVERS PITT acting all innocent when someone mentions Fitzmas.]

Israel is being duped by Bush. They think they are going to get US back up when they need it (now). But what they will get instead is vengence after they become a martyr. This will allow Bush to have his war with Iran in a political popular form.

[You forgot to blame Karl Rove.] is about a week late. Gaza is in the south, Lebanon in the north. Jeez.

[It's never too late for Pied Piper Pitt to attempt to pathetically ingratiate himself with the DUmmies over the Non-Indictment That Dare Not Speak Its Name by bashing Israel (or Bush).]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that's pretty pathetic. Little conservative crybaby has no posts on his blog. Thought I'd add mine to keep you from a deep depression.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA, love the DUFUs. Everytime I get scared about the chances for the Republicans in the midterms I read a DuFu. And then its all ok again.

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What we need is a REVOLUTION!!"

In my case I'd trip over the beer bottles :)

-- Rodolfo _-

11:45 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Sorry for the digression, but it's too good to pass up...

I hope the DUmmies read (and comment) on this.


And I mean, with all sincerity, that one of my greatest hopes is that the DUmmies will accept Will Pitt back into their fold.

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