The DUmmies' new superhero: Alan "Dick" Grayson, aka "Robbin'"
As Alan "Dick" Grayson . . . . . . . . . . . As "Robbin'". . . . . . . .
The DUmmies have a new superhero! He is Alan "Dick" Grayson, aka "Robbin'." Forget Kookcinich, forget Daffy Dean! No, the Flavor of the Month for the Looney Left is this guy Grayson! What is his claim to fame? The new congresscritter from Florida recently said that Rethuglicans are "knuckle-dragging Neanderthals" who want sick people to "die quickly." Whoa! That kind of trash talk is right up the DUmmies' alley! But now, after the furor those comments have caused, now Grayson has said, "I apologize." And yet the DUmmies hail him all the more. What gives?
Let's find out, as we peruse the current "Greatest" THREAD in DUmmieland, "Grayson apologizes." The DUmmie swoonings are in Red Red Robbin' Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, dragging his knuckles from his keyboard into your home and heart, is in the [brackets]:
Grayson apologizes
[Oh, no! Not the Boy Wonder!]
. . . to those that have needlessly died for lack of healthcare.
[Whew! You had me worried there for a minute!]
U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson, under fire for his heated speech last night, took the House floor awhile ago and offered an apology. . . . "Last night, I gave a speech and . . . after that speech, several Republicans asked me to apologize. I would like to apologize. . . . I apologize to the dead and their families that we haven't voted sooner to end this holocaust in America."
[BAM! POW!! The old fake-apology trick!]
Rachel Maddow was right in that he went a little overboard in invoking the Holocaust.
[Rachel Maddow is a neo-con right-wing sellout.]
Alan Grayson represents the Orlando area, including Disney World and Epcot Center.
[He's known as the Kissimmee Ass.]
She and Keith were both overboard on criticizing him.
[Olbermann is the Worst Person in the World.]
It's a red herring
[The DUmmies are hard of herring.]
He only represents about half of Orlando.
[The stupid half.]
He only represents about half of Orlando.
[Tiny Orlando and DUm.]
Yes, only part of Orlando, but his district does include Disney World.
[It's a small world after all.]
Its pretty much shocking to see it... now lets re-fund ACORN.
[Let's DU it for the prostitutes and pimps!]
I am so tired of having a Super Majority and feeling like the other party actually has it.
[But now you have a Super HERO! Alan "Dick" Grayson, aka "Robbin'"!]
"F*ck me? F*CK ME?... NO, F*CK YOU!!!!"
[Somebody leaks a copy of Grayson's next speech.]
He really cowboy'd up! Good on him!
["Dick" Grayson is a Dulles Cowboy.]
I can't BELIEVE an elected official is telling this much truth, in such unapologetic language.
[Speak truth to power!]
Can we clone him?
[Send in the clones!]
Dibs on the first clone!
[Attack of the Clones!]
My heart skipped a beat when I read the thread title. Grayson is my new love.
[Calm down, benburch!]
Cheers, praise, and applause.
[Hooray for Grayson!!]
best apology ever. best f*ck you ever.
[Must feel good, but it won't get you your precious public option.]
I'm so happy, I'm practically in tears!
[You'll be crying for real when ObamaCare flops.]
I think I'm in love.
[SWOON!]
WOW! Awesome! I guess we have a new darling!
[Wait till you see "Dick" in tights and a codpiece!]
Far f*cking out....a Dem that speaks truth.
[To power. You left out the "to power" part.]
KABOOM!
[KAPOW!]
WELL SAID Rep. Grayson... WELL SAID!!!!
[Way to use your little Grayson cells!]
I just had a happygasm
[Also known as an Orlandogasm.]
This guy's a hero.
[A SUPER hero!]
It's been over 24 hours and he hasn't apologized yet?
[You need to wait 24 BUSINESS hours.]
Real men aren't jellyfish.
[Real men EAT jellyfish! For breakfast!]
Awesome! A spine and guts too!
[Grayson's Anatomy.]
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for republicans for being insufferably... pissy little small minded thin-skinned hypocrites so bent & twisted on 'winning' they'll eat their own vomit
[A new trend! It's called "pulling a Grayson."]
Go Grayson!
[And leave the driving to us!]
We need to start a campaign or petition of something that gets lots of press. . . . Petition? Anyone?????
[DUAC! DUAC!]
I will call his office in praise.
[Mmm, mmm, mm! Alan "Dick" Grayson!]
today let's put him on our shoulders and carry him through the cheering throngs!
[Hail the conquering hero!]
This man is my new hero! LOVE LOVE LOVE him!!!
[Is this DUmmieland or Tiger Beat?]
Could we clone his backbone and get the good Dr. Dean to prescribe implantation surgery?
[Sorry, spine implants are not covered under ObamaCare.]
I wish there were more politicians like him!
[He should get a partner and form the Dynamic DUo!]
Grayson is full of awesome.
[Or something. . . .]
I love him and want to have his baby!
[That just isn't going to work, ben, I hate to tell ya.]
I tried to rec this again, but my rec button is malfunctioning! damn.
[Diebold strikes again!]
posted by PJ-Comix at 4:20 PM
26 Comments:
Gee, a bombastic hate-mongering Moonbat is cheered by the base of the Democratic Socialist Party of America (DSA)? Who'd a thunk it? Who would have ever dreamed that someone who thinks and sounds like Troglaman the Guttersnipe after gaining courage from Jim Beam and intelligence from Jack Daniels would be lauded in the Moonbat community and ignored by the DSA's slavish lap-dog press.
Who'd a thunk it? Anyone who uses their head for something other than a glorified hat rack that's who.
Alan "Dick" Grayson is likely to be a one-term Congressman. The Orlando area doesn't strike me as being as stupid as the district in Georgia who kept re-electing a certifiably insane Moonbat named Cynthia McKinney to the House.
From Wikipedia - Children: Skye, Star, Sage, Storm, Stone
Any bets on Democrat party consistency with respect to treatment of politicians with five kids with non-standard names? Or are five kids with those names okay outside of Alaska?
"No, the Flavor of the Month for the Looney Left is this guy Grayson! What is his claim to fame? The new congresscritter from Florida recently said that Rethuglicans are "knuckle-dragging Neanderthals" who want sick people to "die quickly." Whoa!" PJinc
Whoa indeed.
"Could Barack Hussein Obama be part of the "Anti-Christ?"
http://o.bamapost.com/
"Protesters Compare Obama to Hitler"
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/18/eveningnews/main5321910.shtml
Get your 'Obama is Stalin' t-shirts right here.
http://www.zazzle.com/obama+stalin+gifts
"Is Obama a Fascist?"
http://conservativeamerican.org/dems-libs-socialists/dems-libs-socialists-obama/is-obama-a-fascist/
"Obama is a terrorist?"
http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/10/wholl_call_obama_a_terrorist.php
Want me, troglaman, to go on?
You are knuckle dragging neanderthals. And you're all assholes. But, most of all, you're big pink dwiddly do pussies. Engorged pussies.
You're all fuckin upset that Grayson called you Neanderthals? He was paying you a compliment.
Rachel sure did have a big problem with Grayson's use of a word...
She sounded just like an AIPAC Neocon "dishing out the punishment"
Honesty compassion intelligence guts?
We have an ongoing American Holocaust.
Do you still want to believe what they tell you about 9/11?
The guilty are very busy importing private mercenaries to hide behind.
fuck you, gravel.
Compared to Troggy, however, we're so far up on the evolutionary ladder that the pus-sucking, bottom-feeding welfare activist with a chip on its shoulder the size of Cleveland can't even spot us with the Hubble.
And if it thinks all these references to Obama as Stalin, fascist, terrorist etc. negates this website, it needs to visit www.zombietime.com/hall_of_shame/ and discover that the side it's on has been doing the same shit and worse for the past eight years and more.
Fuck yourself, Troggy. Right into a fuckin' grave. Now.
A.
Ah intelectual discourse of the highest order...
Hey troglodite, did you even BOTHER to read any of the posts you've offered up?
Off topic, but hey Obama, how does the IOC's ass taste? Mmm, mmm, mmm.
troggy,
Yes, let's go on. "Bush = Hitler"? 9,390,000 Google hits. "Bush = Chimp"? 1,150,000 Google hits.
"Bush = war criminal"? 12,400,000 hits, "Bush = Fascist"? 2,200,000 google hits.
Want me to go on?
You're a card-carrying asshole, a pathetic jerk-off like Congressman Grayson who is a man so dumb that he would have to think twice to pass a stupidity test.
Calling Obama a fascist is spot on and probably an underestimation of his true politics.
Troggie's probably just gotten his little girl panties into a wad because his lord and savior was so thoroughly rejected by the rest of the world today. BUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Back on topic. I just want to hear this douchenozzle apologize for this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1211950/Premature-baby-left-die-doctors-mother-gives-birth-just-days-22-week-care-limit.html#
That's the kind of bull he wants to impose on the little people. Of course, His Royal Doucheness is much too good to submit to it himself to the same.
lol politics
"Fuck yourself, Troggy. Right into a fuckin' grave. Now." anon
Nope. See the fact of the matter is you fucking cry-babies can't take it. You'll call nazi, terrorist, communist, islamic fascist, Hitler, Stalin, and then get all upset because someone calls you a neanderthal. It just goes to prove what fucking pussies you are. You can't take it despite the fact you've been throwing out this bullshit for decades.
It's gotten old. You're all obviously full of shit.
Since none of you can tell me what the RepubliDUm plan for health care reform is, maybe you could tell me about one success your supreme ideology has accomplished? One.
The fact of the matter is none of you are ever right about anything. Ever. Need I, troglaman, list the litany of failures you fuckers have piled up? Need I remind you that W had eight years and put us where we are? Not one decision was right.
And yet you carry on as if it never happened. You pretend.
The time has come to call you fuckers what you are - the enemy. You want the president to fail; you want the country to fail; you want the people who defeated you in the last election to fail. You all want this country to fuck-up just so you can finally say you were right about something because the fact of the matter is you've never been right. About anything. Yet you go on and on as if you have the first fucking clue as to what you're talking about. You don't. People need to wake up to that. Grayson did.
lol, Troggy got pwn3d!
Well, Troggy, you submoronic bucket of shit, if it has "gotten old" then why do you continue to bother with us, even though you have such a low opinion of us?
Give it up, sonny. Your schtick is boring.
And remember, as you leave this place forever, you're right about only one thing: We are your enemy. Be glad this is the only place we can get to you - and we obviously have, since you keep running around in circles with the same old names, the same old insults.
We will continue to say "Fuck yourself, Troggy. Right into a fuckin' grave. Now." Until you do.
A.
troglaman said...
fuck you, gravel.
By God, I think that's the first ever non sequitur from your resident trogladite.
Right to the high road! It is...really....turn to the right!
Edit: non non sequitur
"We will continue to say "Fuck yourself, Troggy. Right into a fuckin' grave. Now." Until you do." A.
Sooo scary. Gearing up for Halloween are you? The kids'll love it!
I think 'A' stands for 'allium'. It's a bulb - All demand well-drained soil and plenty of sun (afternoon shade will prolong bloom in warm climates) and flower at the end of the spring bulb season.
There's a new insult for you. I, troglaman, have never called anyone a 'bulb' before...have I? Maybe I have.
So instead of making vague threats to kill troglaman, why not sit down and we can have a calm and civilized discussion about current events. OK?
Sooooo....health care. Kinda a cluster-fuck if you ask me. And can you believe these whiners out there who've been slinging nazi, terrorist, Islamic fascist, Ethiopian, Indonesian, anti-christ (a term often aimed at yours truly), magic negro...? And now they're all pissed off about being called neanderthals?
So I, troglaman, have concluded health-care's a cluster-fuck and those of you all indignant about being called neanderthals are pussies.
Any thoughts other than the homicidal ones, allium?
In your case the "A" stands for anathema, which you are to those of us who, unlike you, still have our wits about us, rather than running around like a Tasmanian devil with Tourette's, attempting to bite people just because they don't share your political POV.
health-care's a cluster-fuck
No argument there, but then again, nobody's come up with a clear-cut solution that makes perfect sense.
those of you all indignant about being called neanderthals are pussies
Well, it looks like you, piltdownman, have thrown the "calm and civilized discussion" out the window. Right on cue.
And quite frankly, I don't have homicidal thoughts. Just a suggestion that when something has outlived its usefulness, it should be discarded, or in your case, it should discard itself. And with that...
A.
"In your case the "A" stands for anathema, which you are..." A
You named yourself after me? The troglamatic Anathema?
Dear God.
I don't know what to say.
troglaman said...
"I don't know what to say."
It's never stopped you before.
Anonymous 2:31...
Seconded.
And I thought Obama was narcissistic.
A.
"And quite frankly, I don't have homicidal thoughts." A
You fuckers just lie lie lie. It's a way of life.
So wasn't it you who said this, allium?
"We will continue to say "Fuck yourself, Troggy. Right into a fuckin' grave. Now." Until you do."
Wouldn't that be you, asshole?
Our ultra smart allium bulb wishes to assure you all this is not a homicidal thought. And he thinks you dumbshits are more than willing to believe him.
He's a funny guy.
Poor, poor piltdownman. Can't tell the difference between a homicidal thought (i.e. "I'm gonna fuckin' kill you") and a suggestion that some pathetic, narcissistic oaf should top HIMSELF for the good of the gene pool in general.
You're so far in denial you're waving Cairo goodbye.
Now, be a good boy, quit acting so damn semantically challenged and go fuck yourself. As it's been SUGGESTED that YOU do, rather than anybody else. OK? OK. There's a good boy.
A.
"Fuck yourself, Troggy. Right into a fuckin' grave. Now."
No homicidal ideation going on there. None.
Go fuck yourself, anon. You'll feel better afterward.
"No homicidal ideation going on there. None."
Of course not, piltdownman. About time you scraped the crust off your eyes.
Now go fuck YOURself.
A.
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