Tuesday, October 16, 2012

KOmmies Depressed by Own Poll

Well, the reactions to the polls in DUmmieland are happening EXACTLY as predicted. Weeks ago the DUmmies were doing victory dances in the end zone over the early poll results showing Obama as the clear winner. Of course, those polls bore NO relation to reality and it was predicted that as we get closer to the election, the poll numbers will be forced to more accurately reflect reality. Now the tone in DUmmieland is much different: ANGER at the polls and the DUmmies now questioning their accuracy. However, there is one BIG problem. A KOmmie poll released today shows Romney SURGING past Obama as you can see in this KOmmie thread, Daily Kos/SEIU State of the Nation poll: Romney's best numbers of the week. Since the KOmmies can't attack the veracity of their own poll their reaction is one of depression. DEEEEEEP depression. So let us now watch the KOmmies mourn their own poll results in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a shoutout to the Prozac-based community, is in the [barackets]:

 Daily Kos/SEIU State of the Nation poll: Romney's best numbers of the week 

[Gee! What happened to that Smilin' Joe bounce?]

The candidates for President are Democrat Barack Obama and Republican Mitt Romney. If the election was today, who would you vote for?

Obama 46 (47)
Romney 50 (49) 

[LOUSY RIGHTWING POLL! Ooops! That's our own poll results.]

At a time when other polls are moving back in the president's direction, our own weekly poll by Public Policy Polling saw the opposite—a two-point Romney gain. Per day: 

Friday (38%) Obama 47, Romney 49
Saturday (39%) Obama 49, Romney 47
Sunday (24%) Obama 43, Romney 55 

[I wanna make a reservation on the Heaven's Gate mother ship!]

That Sunday sample, about a quarter of the total, was entirely responsible for Romney's favorable numbers. That's why the good pollsters collect data over multiple days, to smooth out such irregularities. And at 400 respondents (or so), Sunday had a single-day MoE of 4.9 percent. Lots of polls float around with worse. On the other hand, Saturday's sample MoE was 3.92 percent, while Friday's was 3.97 percent. And with no external news even suggesting the big Sunday collapse, it certainly smells like an outlier. 

[It took a few days to realize just what a shmuck Smirkin' Joe was.]

Moving on: 

Swing state Obama 47, Romney 50
Blue state Obama 52, Romney 45
Red State Obama 40, Romney 56 

[May I borrow your L-pill? I'll give it right back.]

Two weeks ago, it was Obama leading Romney 50-46 in the Swing states. But he was also winning Blue states by 56-37, and losing Red states by just 41-52. Actually, the change in Red states is smaller (-5) compared to Blue states (-12) and Swing states (-7).Finally, a demographic note—in this poll, 44 percent of respondents were conservative, compared to 16 percent who were liberal. In 2008, 34 percent were conservative, and 22 percent were liberal. Now this could point to a bad sample, or it could point to depressed enthusiasm among our base. Let's really hope it's the former. 

[But it will probably be the latter. Now on to the depressed KOmmie reaction...]

This is beginning to look like 2004. A razor thin margin for the Republicans. 

[As razor thin as 1980.]

The Republican Party is now the sworn enemy of the United States of America. 

[You can carry that inscription with you to your Walmart Detention Center in November.]

You should unskew this poll. 

[How about if we undo reality?]

Obama comes in, saves the economy, ends Iraq, gets bin Laden, and this is the thankd he gets? All I know is if he loses, I am becoming a low info voter. Just headlines. 

[Yeah, the economy is doing just great and don't you love how the completely defeated Al Qaeda made barely an impression in Benghazi?]

I believe the 2012 electorate will be more like 2008 than 2010.
I also believe that polls of RV are more accurate than polls of LV. 


Obama has a chance to get women back nationally 

[The ones that Smirkin' Joe lost?]

Obama's trump card this entire election has been his favorability edge over Romney. The first debate all but ended that. I think it is going to be very difficult for Obama and his team to repaint Romney as the out-of-touch plutocrat that they had created prior to that first debate. Voters are now willing to give Romney the benefit of the doubt, and they're still unhappy about the economy 

[A mint flavored L-pill is in the mail.]

As I said somewhere else, an entire Summer worth of work was just thrown in the trash. Mainly because the president didn't repeat any of the things we've been running against Romney all year long. 

[But wasn't that visit to Hoover dam worth it all?]

I said it debate night and I'll repeat it again: The candidate caused this mess and only the candidate can fix it. I don't care how much folks here think double phonebanking is going to make people not believe what they see and hear with their own eyes. Only Obama can convince his people. 

[Not if it interferes with his golf game.]

Contrary to the idea that Obama never makes any political mistakes, he makes quite a lot. I really don't think he's the masterful politician a lot of people make him out to be. And right now I'm not even sure he wants to be reelected. We'll see tonight, but if it's another phoned in performance, then that will convince me that he doesn't. 

[HERETIC!!! You dare to question the infallibility of the Lightworker?]

I've been thinking the same lately, that, contrary to his supporters' desires, President Obama really doesn't want a second term. I don't blame him -- given his record thus far, his legacy can only get worse in a second term. 

[Your Kewpie doll has already been shipped.]

He's not enjoying being president. He probably wants out. But I think his visceral dislike for Mitt Romney probably animates him more than his lack of joy at being president. 

[Obama hates the thought of Romney wearing an Air Force One windbreaker.]

Hopefully NOW people understand those of us who were REALLY upset with Obama after the first debate. All that money and all that work down the shitter because the President was poorly prepared for the most important night of this campaign. 

[But the Hoover dam sidetrip was definitely worth it.]

bama not the best man for this job, unfortunately 

[Congratulations! It took you only 4 years to figure that out.]

American Leftists, "To Weird to Live, to Rare to Die." 

["Too DUmb to Spell."]

Are we looking at a collapse of Obama's numbers? I ask, particularly, because of the PPP swing state numbers and the tightening in places like PA. Today's Quinnipiac in PA has Obama +4. Their last poll there had him +12. I'll be honest, this stuff is starting to turn my stomach. 

[Take two Tum's and an L-pill in the morning.]

This up and down feeling is truly to affect me.... I try to stay positive, but....:o( 

[But the Heaven's Gate Mother Ship is being held in reserve.]

Momentum not on our side. Barring a major Romney mistake, Romney more likely to become president. 1980 again? 

[Hello, is this the Heaven's Gate Mothership? Could you beam me up now and spare me the agony?]

The President has to knock out Romney tonight It cannot be a draw. And the President has to do it and personalize. What has bothered me since the first debate is how quickly the President's lead evaproated. What it told me was his support had always been thin and people WANTED to vote against him. 

[Don't worry. The Bamster will put his impressive people skills into play tonight.]

I don't know how to BE right now facing the increasingly real possibilty that our country, and the world, as acramer says, will be headed into a Dark Ages or worse. 

[No. You'll be headed to the Walmart Detention Center.]

It doesn't make sense that one event could make such a difference. Then again, we heard it said over and over again that no incumbent whose ahead before the debate has lost an election because of that debate. And yet, here we are.......worried that Obama will lose the election. Sorry but its not adding up. 

[Oh, it's adding up. Mitt was the Toto who pulled back the curtain in the first debate to reveal that the Might Ozbama was just an inept shmoe.]

I don't know if I can take this anymore. If Romney is elected, don't put your money in a bank. 

[Invest in a one-way ticket to Pyongyang.]

Would be very interested in the timing of when people were polled Sunday. After church? 

[Yup! They were polled the very moment they left St. Matthew's Church in Bonne Terre.]

But I think everybody but Obama has been giving 110%. Now it's time for him to step up. 

[And give his full 1%.]


Anonymous Corona said...

Some of them know if Romney wins in Nov. they're eventually gonna have to go out and find McJobs to pay back their student loans.

5:56 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

You're such a dick, Corona. All the welfare queens who got college loans will have to wake up to the fact they have to get "McJobs" if the mittwit gets elected. Sure. You're an idiot.

Just another snapshot of how you stupid motherfuckers think.

Is it such a stretch to conclude that anyone who would support a candidate that won't release his taxes, that won't explain what tax loopholes he would close, that won't say which cabinet positions he would eliminate, that changes his position on abortion, contraception, immigration, social security and medicare, week by week...isn't endowed with the brains of a banana slug? The mittwit's an empty suit and you know it. You know it.

And you're rooting for this douche bag.

Funky Monkeys.

Sorry!..typo...'Fucking Monkeys' is what I meant to say.

2:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We do know an empty suit when we see one, empty suit, empty chair = BO. Nice potty mouth btw

5:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troglaman, don't you mean a candidate that's "evolving"? Because you totally swallowed the hook the last time someone told you that.

*Computer Tip Of The Day*

The 'backspace' key can be used by the functionally illiterate to remove typos and replace them with the intended verbiage. Internet trolls no longer need to "correct" themselves by including more text with the corrected version. In addition, said trolls need not use a magic marker on their computer monitor to correct said errors.

7:07 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Kommie Poll??

I would think that Kommie poll results would be like global warming research results.

Instead of doing an experiment and observing the results, they would anticipate the results and craft the experiment to meet the desired result.... just like global warming results.

5 is what they are looking for.

The results say 2+2=4. 4 is no good.

So we change it to 2+3. There you go... 5.

I figured they would just shitcan a poll that didn't meet the desired results that they were hoping. Suprised that they are even metioning it.

7:54 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Yeah Troglesbian faggot, keep talking about tax returns, its working out so well for you so far.

...isn't endowed with the brains of a banana slug? The mittwit's an empty suit and you know it.

You talking about the same suit that bacame a billionare by turning businesses around and making millions for his investors???
I know what you are going to puke out... "but he made millions buying and selling people's lives, hiding money, spitting on homeless people, strangling kittens, blahh blahhhhh..."
Thats right, he did make millions. That was his job. He did buy and sell companies and make money for investors. That was his job. And he was damn good at it. Nobody makes that much money and has that much success and gets to a point where he is favored to be president because they're stupid. On the other hand, someone can definetely get there by way of Affirmative Action.

Go to inner city Chicago to a house, any house and ask Shaniqua and her 10 welfare checks, err I mean 10 children why they are supporting for Obama. If you can understand the jive ass rambling that doesn't even resemble the english language and decipher a few words out of Shaniqua's mouth, you'll see that she is voting for him because he is black, because she has no intentions whatsoever of ever getting off the gummit teet. In fact she wants more... more foodstamps, more money, more gummit phones, more utilities paid, more free college for her welfare anchors. Knowing full well that her little drug dealing thieves have no intention of going to college to start with. They will just sign up for welfare as a rite of passage.
You know this. But that little liberal hipster that stands on your shoulder and whispers in you ear is telling you that its not right to say it.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Eldrond Hubbard said...


Interesting factoid. My sister's son-in-law is a Navy recruiter working in Nassau County, Long Island. He's noticed that many of the potential recruits he interviews are college graduates who can't find a civilian job, not even a McJob.

So much for "hope and change". We live in an economy where college graduates owe tens of thousands dollars and can't even find a job flipping burgers, thanks to the empty suit currently occupying the White House.

What case did Obama make for a second term, what is his agenda, can you tell us?

Of course you can't, you pathetic monkey spank. He doesn't have one...except to continue the economic cluster fuck.

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Scared shitless by reality, TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - power-slammed his head up his ass like a jackhammer in a desperate attempt to overpower reality with fantasy...

Still a Moonbat lemming who just parrots the groupthink aren't you Guttersnipe?


It's going to be a joy to watch you lose what little mind you may have after Election Day Guttersnipe. No amount of straight EVERCLEAR you could ever chug will help after your god, The Obamassiah, gets thrown out on his sorry ass.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need I say more?? Spread this like wildfire


1:57 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Gwampy hit his head again.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Go to inner city Chicago to a house, any house and ask Shaniqua and her 10 welfare checks, err I mean 10 children why they are supporting for Obama." flatscreen

Shaniqua lives in Chicago? Really? You know her? Sounds like it. How old is she? Is she a transvestite by any chance? What are the names of her kids? Married? This is your fantasy, flathead, go with it. Shaniqua can be whatever you want her to be and you've obviously thought about her...alot.

And it's a truth to you...despite the fact that it's a little fucking movie, of your own making, playing over and over again in a vast cranial void the size of a genetically thwarted dwarfed peanut shell.

Just making shit up. And you believe it to be true.

That makes you butt fucking crazy. What a surprise! You are not alone.

I, troglaman, realize this is a totally subjective characterization, but jesus...the guy seems like a total asshat to me. It has nothing to do with who I want to win. I liked Bush 1, and Reagan. I didn't agree with them but I liked them. Romney's a prick.

(and before any of you point out presidential assholes that were effective presidents...trog gets that...all I'm saying is the mittwit's a supreme dick...that's all)

Go to Tumblr and look for 'binders full of women'. I promise you'll laugh.

2:11 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

The preference cascade has started. Obama loses in a landslide.

5:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Bush 1 and Reagan. I didn't agree with them but I liked them."

Pants on fire.

12:49 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

I liked Bush 1, and Reagan. I didn't agree with them but I liked them.

*look of utter disbelief*


4:32 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

The preference cascade has started. Obama loses in a landslide.

Sure is looking that way.

4:41 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Troglatwit whined...

"....I liked Bush 1, and Reagan. I didn't agree with them but I liked them....

....Just making shit up. And you believe it to be true...."

No one with even one iota of intelligence believes anything coming from you, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

11:42 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

*look of utter disbelief* jarhead

"Pants on fire" troglaman

Why is it so fucking astonishing that I thought Reagan and Bush 1 were likable? You liked them, didn't you?

Do you like the mittwit? I, troglaman, don't.

Big deal. I'm merely expressing a stupid, meaningless opinion just like you two clueless jackasses are. I think he's a prick. And I think many of you sanctimonious vermin do too. You're not going to change my mind. The guy's an asshole.

W was more endearing...and that's saying something.

12:02 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

troglANON said "Pants on fire", not troglaman.

I'm turning off auto-fill now. I hope you're happy.

12:16 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Why is it so fucking astonishing that I thought Reagan and Bush 1 were likable?"

Becasue you're a a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. You're a reactionary left-fascist knucklehead with the intelligence of a paramecium and the awareness of a gerbil who has been raised in someone's ass. And a liar.

5:59 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...


"Why is it so fucking astonishing that I thought Reagan and Bush 1 were likable?" - Troglafuck the lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad

Becasue you're a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. You're a reactionary left-fascist knucklehead with the intelligence of a paramecium and the awareness of a gerbil who has been raised in someone's ass. And a liar.

Absofuckinglutely right TANSTAAFL.

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Elrond HUbbard said...

"Why is it so fucking astonishing that I thought Reagan and Bush 1 were likable?"

Get real, we know you troggy, we've been reading your rants for years. Are we to believe your inner homo is sharing space with your inner country club Republican?

Compare and contrast:

1)Binders/$16 trillion deficit,

2)Big Bird/Terrorist attack in Benghazi,

3)War on women/15% unemployement.

5:54 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"a gerbil who has been raised in someone's ass. And a liar." TANSTAAFL

And yet you have never proven me wrong about anything.

Give me one thing I've lied about.

This isn't that hard, asshole.

2:06 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

No one can remember the last time you told the truth, Troglaman.

10:45 AM  

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