Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Skinner Loses It Over Wisconsin Recall

Normally the one DUmmie who tries to maintain a sense of equilibrium in the midst of bad news is Head DUmmie Skinner. But not this time. The CRUSHING defeat last night in the Wisconsin recall election was too much even for him as you can tell by the profane primal scream title of his THREAD, "F*CK." Yes, as you can see Head DUmmie Skinner DUmmie loses it and, most entertainingly, so do the rest of the DUmmmies. So let us now watch0 the DUmmies go Primal Scream over the Wisconsin recall election results in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, harvesting the comedy gold DUFU nuggets generated by the recall, is in the [brackets]:


[Screeched Head DUmmie Skinner helplessly at the cold, cruel world.]

Double f*ck.
<"> p> [Echoed another DUmmie in the thralls of helpless rage.]

Sounds like they're getting more brazen and couldn't care less if it looks like they cheated.

[Yes, those preset Diebold machines are nice.]

Those figures make no sense 

[When the shock wears off we'll place you on Suicide Watch.]

Sounds like the fix is in. There is no way Milwaukee and Madison could have already been counted.

[Count me highly entertained.]

I know. This is the New America. We're doomed.

[Suicide Watch for you too, DUmmie.]

WHAT?! Already?! SO DEPRESSING. I'm f*cking sick.

[Three is NOT a crowd when it comes to the WI recall Suicide Watch.]

This is f*cking hard to take

[Think of it as a practice run for November.]

The noose just gets tighter every time they regain power. I can hardly breathe.

[Make it easier on yourself and just stop trying.]

I am officially depressed.

[I am officially entertained.]

It's not even close. F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!

[Ha ha ha ha!]

. We all were watching Al Sharpton and Ed Shultz and they had us pumped to win.

[And you actually believed those frauds which makes me laugh.]

I know. I'm crushed. I feel SO BAD.

[Have you tried electro-shock therapy or do we need to go the lobotomy route?]

What were they saying? June 5th 2004, ronald reagan died.

[Win another one for The Gipper!]

It may be worse in November.

[As well as even FUnnier.]



We needed more national help.

[Hey! Didn't you notice Obama barely lift his finger to tweet in his help?]

I don't think anything we can do will change what is going to happen to this country come November. It's bought and paid for...

[All you can do know is meekly lean forward, drop your pants, and grab your socks as we barcode butt brand you for your Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I've worked hard for Barrett. I'm devistated, along with so many others tonight.

[Boo hoo! Cry me a river into the DUmmie hankie.]

Paper ballots should be used in ALL elections !!!

[How about photo IDs?]

Barrett campaign says it won't concede Wisconsin recall race to Walker yet, citing ongoing voting

[This DUmmie is about to have a gigantic letdown.]

And the DLC idiots in control of the DNC just sat by twiddling thier thumbs.

[And tweeting in their support.]

BULLSHIT!!!! I'm calling bullshit on the results. For there to be a clean Republican sweep with the type of turn out Wisconsin has had. There's no way. All that money and robo-calling and all the other dirty tricks, I think we know who the FRAUDSTERS are. Wonder just how big the f*cking red shift is gonna be? Good for Barrett for not conceding!!!!!

[Another Suicide Watch inductee.]

I wonder if they're using those "smart" voting machines from Diebold. They're so smart, if you vote for the wrong candidate, they just switch it over for ya! Bullshit bullshit BULLSHIT! GodDAMN!!!!!!

[Heads you lose. Tails we win.]

Election was rigged. This is bullshit. 50/50 going into it, yet Walker wins by landslide with unprecedented voter turn-out? Voter turn-out ALWAYS helps Dems. It's bullshit.

[You're going to be VERY ENTERTAINING this November.]

I give up. They've broken me.

[Good. So no resistance from you while we barcode butt brand you for Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I'm drinking wine tonight. This is very disappointing.

[Chateau Thunderbird?]

WTF??? I'm checking out of reality....

[...And checking into the Walmart Detention Center.]

You win some and lose some but losing this big really hurts. Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

[And your minds are being dismantled as well.]

we're scrooooowed.

[First wait for Ben Burch to arrive.]

Throw me in the dungeon and throw away the key.....

[But first you must lean forward for your barcode butt branding.]

I . do. not. understand. what . happened.

[You. lost. bigtime.]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What morons. The results are almost identical to the polls leading up to the election, especially when you factor that they were all oversampling Democrats by 6-10%.

7:37 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

haaaaahahahahaha... nothing like the smell of moonbatotry in the morning. haaaaahahahaha... poor trog, I say we show some compasion and take ole trog on a camping trip out to the swamp.

7:45 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

""""I've worked hard for Barrett. I'm devistated, along with so many others tonight."""""

yeah, posting on an internet forum at 3am while you're waiting for porn to download is TOUGH! And that awkward outbreak you had at the family dinner table where you told your rethug brother-in-law to go to hell should have sealed that victory!

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And of course, the party of Love and Tolerance, the party that is "NOT filled with hate" like the eeevil Republican party... has numerous threads and comments on DU about hating Republicans.

One thread is titled "I hate Republicans" (AKA "Waaaa!").

The other is "I will not give aid to a Republican" (Aka "Waaaa!")

Toddlers have better anger management skills.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What they can't believe is that with all the money the unions spent, with all the voters they bussed in from Illinois, with all the voter fraud they engaged in with illegal aliens, convicted felons, and dead folks voting multiple times, the Dems still couldn't win the election. Makes you wonder what the real results were. If all the fraudulent votes were thrown out, I would guess Walker won by 15 percentage points, if not more.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

To anonymous = I encountered a dummy like you speak of. He was early 20s, skateboarding surfer, cronically unemployed pot head type mouthing off about rethug this and rethug that. He said he would slap a rethug rather than argue with one. (interjecting comments about a new video game within the conversation)He kept on about slapping rethugs when I decided to walk over. I happened to have a t-shirt on that said "right wing extremist" on the back. I calmly strolled close to him and made eye contact and turned around for him to see my shirt. He muttered something to his buddy and at that point I turned sideways and let him see my Glock 21 on my belt. Well, I didn't say anything or do anything intimidating; I just stood there legally carrying. Somehow there was no more talk about "slapping rethugs" and he mosied on about his business... true story.

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Envisio-- Ha! Love it!

10:11 AM  
Anonymous BrightLite said...

Frankly, I'm just glad it's OVER.

The entire recall mess has been such a waste of money, time, money, resources, and did I say money already?!? Like over 15 MILLION dollars last I heard?

All that and a huge social's just one big stinky pile that I'm glad is now flushed.

(factual corrections welcome if I f'd up the numbers above)

10:30 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

A DU Moonbat whined...

WTF??? I'm checking out of reality....

I seriously doubt you ever checked in to begin with.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

I . do. not. understand. what . happened.

Is that YOU Troglafuck?

10:38 AM  
Anonymous BrightLite said...

*after doing some self-directed research*

...good gracious. It's even worse than I thought. I haven't seen that level of butthurt since the day Obama got elected!!! Jumping jemenie christmas!

10:42 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

[Chateau Thunderbird?]


10:51 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

You win some and lose some but losing this big really hurts. Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

We can only hope for that change.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Crybabies in denial. It's the same old crapola from the DUmmies. Every time they lose an election they throw a tantrum.

As a resident of Wisconsin who proudly voted for Scott Walker (again)all I can say to the Democrat weepers is wipe your noses, hitch up your pants, and get a job.

We've put up with 16 months of vile, hatefull crap from the unionistas and their brownshirt allies in Madison. It's good to see these thugs and bullies take the fall.


12:31 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

The JUDGE said...

A DU Moonbat whined...

WTF??? I'm checking out of reality....

I seriously doubt you ever checked in to begin with.

....and please don't check in; we don't want you here!!

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm, where's Troglofuck? trying to up the dose of his meds?

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

If Guttersnipe uses any meds it's either LSD or crystal meth.

My guess is he needs to pound down a few more liters of straight Everclear to allow him to ignore reality well enough to spew out his latest rant of hate.

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

What? You didn't see troggie on t.v.? He was bitching about democracy being dead; and damn, not a moment too soon (constitutional republic all the way)

1:20 AM  

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