Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Begging Blue Fairy Bill For Wisconsin Salvation

Help us, Blue Fairy! Please help us! Only you can help us in the Wisconsin recall election, Blue Fairy! Please come to Wisconsin! Please come and save us, Blue Fairy!

Such is the attitude of the DUmmies acting like that kid robot in the movie AI begging for help from the Blue Fairy. Only in this case, their Blue Fairy is one Bill Clinton and the DUmmies are perplexed why he doesn't show up in Wisconsin and save the day for them. If you thought David in AI was pathetic begging for help from the Blue Fairy thousands of feet under the sea until both were frozen solid then that what the DUmmies appear like while begging to Bill Clinton in this THREAD, "Bill Clinton 'sorting out his schedule' to come to WI before Tuesday--per DNC Chair." There is going to be some great DUFU entertainment next Tuesday when the Wisconsin recall results come in and, fortunately I'll be able to cover it with full fingered typing again since the day before my hand cast FINALLY comes off. So let us now watch the DUmmies pray to Blue Fairy Bill in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent,already popping up the popcorn for next week's entertainment, is in the [brackets]:

Bill Clinton 'sorting out his schedule' to come to WI before Tuesday--per DNC Chair.

[WOW! Blue Fairy Bill is "sorting out his schedule" to come to Wisconsin? It sounds like he just can't wait to get there...NOT!]

DNC chair, in Wisconsin today (at last!) to back Tom Barrett in the recall election to boot out Gov. Scott Walker, announced that former President Bill Clinton is "sorting out his schedule" to try to come to Wisconsin before the election on Tuesday. 

[Yeah, Saturn's moons need to be in proper alignment with Uranus for Blue Fairy Bill to make that decision.]

But we know this: All of you who signed petitions to the DNC, who called the DNC, who posted here and elsewhere about the need for the DNC to get big-name support here for Barrett -- you did it! And I remember Bill Clinton's first visit to Milwaukee . . . his charisma was felt throughout our huge arena, and his enthusiasm will make a difference, too . . . just like the difference that already has been made in Wisconsin by you. 

[You did it! Blue Fairy Bill will show up in Wisconsin...or maybe not.]

11:20 AM PT: Update: Just spotted a story that Bill Clinton is heading to New Jersey on Friday for GOTV there -- so it would be so great if he could get here to Wisconsin this weekend! 

[All roads to Wisconsin lead through New Jersey..hee...hee. And now to the DUmmie peanut gallery still under the delusion that Blue Fairy Bill actually wants to go to Wisconsin...]

Good news. 

[Obviously good news since you can't go to Wisconsin without first going to New Jersey.]

Oh, I hope he DOES.... that would be a shot in the arm for them... He needs to record robo calls too 

[Maybe if you're real lucky, Blue Fairy Bill might lift his finger slightly...from New Jersey.]

Let's hope this is real.

[Of course, it's real. As real as the Blue Fairy.]

It's a trial run for November for OFA. And if Bill Clinton is coming in I think they sense that this is doable. Finally, Walker has not released one private poll which seems odd. 

[Blue Fairy WILL come and save us even if we have to beg for the next 5000 years under the sea.]

I live in NJ I don't know why he's coming here there's nothing special going on Tuesday. Big dog skip my state and get your ass in Wisconsin 

[And you'll have to wait 5000 years for that light bulb of reality to finally flicker on above your tiny skull.]

But the Big DLC Dawgs favorite howls are simply not right on the labor rights issues that are central to the recall here in WI. 

[For that task you need the moonbat screechings.]

He's probably the biggest "gun" they have, short of President and VP. He can rally the troops at least as well, without it making the whole thing about him. President Obama can't do that, given the circumstances. I'd hate to see this turned into another bullcrap fest like the Olympic thing, where President Obama gets blamed for a loss because he went to bat for someone or something that had nothing to do with him.

[And David continued to pray to the blue fairy... she who smiled softly forever. She who welcomed forever. Eventually, the floodlights died... but David could still see her, palely, by day. And he still addressed her, in hope. He prayed until all the sea anemones had shriveled and died... as the ocean froze... and the ice encased the amphilbicopter and the Blue Fairy... locking them together where he could see her... a blue ghost in ice. Always there. Always smiling. Always awaiting him. Eventually, he never moved at all... but his eyes always stayed open... staring ahead forever all though the darkness of each night... and the next day... and the next day... Thus, 2000 years passed by.]


Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

The Troglaman Clones/Moonbats always seem to find a way to prove themselves to be pathetic fools.

These idiots honestly believe the citizenry of Wisconsin is hell bent to vote themselves into oblivion. If you go to the DUmp there are threads that show that perfectly. They seriously think that voting to support Walker would stupidly voting against their own best interests. I can't begin to fathom the level of stupidity that idea shows, but lucky for us all I suppose that we have Troglaman the Guttersnipe to display that level of stupidity on a repeating basis.

9:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, wait, wait! Bill Clinton is the Blue Fairy? Fairy? You realize Billy Jeff stole yet another march on Obama. Clinton was the first Black President, and now he is also the first Homosexual President. Ogabe just can't catch a break!
Well, Ear Leader can look at the bright side: He's #1 in incompetence, corruption, and pathological lying. And, he is the most pathologically narcissistic bag of communist slime to ever occupy the Whitehouse.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

""""These idiots honestly believe"""" ------ Whats funny is they believe that a dozen or so 17 yearolds posting on DUmp in between waiting for porn to download is "making a difference". HAHAHAHA Get a job, you pot smoking losers!

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

I live in Wisconsin, if the DUmmies think an appearance by Bill Clinton can make a difference in the recall election they're mistaken.

But I wonder why neither Obama or Biden have bothered to come here to campaign for Barrett. Wisconisn is an important state, one that Obama needs to carry in November. Are they distancing themselves from what appears to be an embarassing defeat for the Donks and their union allies?

All the polls show that Walker has the lead. Still, nothing is carved in stone,so I'll cast my vote and await the results.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope, the Koch-brother pupet will be defeated.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

An anonymous Troglaman Clone said...

I hope, the Koch-brother pupet will be defeated.

Thanks for letting us know that you believe the public exists solely to support the demands and desires of public workers no matter how outrageous their demands, Moonbat. Sorry I won't be able to watch your head figurative explode when you wishes are denied by voters who refuse to submit to your demands.

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I hope, the Koch-brother pupet will be defeated."

I would bet that the "Koch-brother pupet [sic]" knows how to spell.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

News Flash: Fat, promiscuous hillbilly to appear in Milwaukee.

The local news just announced that Bill Clinton will fly into Milwaukee tomorrow to appears at a Barrett for governor rally.

Will it be enough? Probably not, Barrett needs help from Biden or Obama, help which, so far, is not forthcoming.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

No offense, Elrond, but I have to say that Clinton the Reprobate no longer qualifies as fat.

And if I were Barrett, I sure as hell wouldn't want either The One or Clueless Joe coming in to campaign for me. The Obamassiah endorsed Rep. Reyes in Texas in the DSA primary there and he went down in flames to a guy who supports legalizing marijuana...and he's not the first to get a "kiss of death" from The One. He's even more lethal than Clinton was with his endorsement record.

6:36 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"I hope, the Koch-brother pupet will be defeated."

You went to a Wisconsin public school, didn't you?

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Well, Bill Clinton has showed up, the crowd in downtown Milwaukee's Pere Marquette Park is less than 500 but enthusiastic.

The demented Congresswoman Gwen Moore led the crowd in some truly awful songs.

Clinton carried Wisconsin in '92 and '96 and remains popular here but I don't think his popularity weill translate into votes for Barrett

Interestingly, Barack Obama is fund raising in Minnesota and Illinois today but, somehow, he's unable to cross the borders into Wisconsin. Not exactly a vote of confidence in Barrett's chances.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

True story: Wacky Congresswoman Gwen Moore's son is the even wackier "Supreme Solar Allah" (you can't make this shit up).

Supreme was arrested in 2004 after slashing the tires of Republican "get out the vote" vans on election day. I believe he spent some time in jail for his crimes.

Anyway, Supreme's criminal antics have not stopped the daffy Gwen Moore from being reelected. She represents a safe, Black majority, Congressional District and, despite her lunacy, will have the job until she retires or dies.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quick quiz: Who said the following?

“[Recalling the governor] will create a circumstance where nobody ever makes a hard decision again … I don’t want you to become a laughingstock, a carnival or the beginning of a circus in America where we just throw people out whenever they make a tough decision … [A recall] would spread instability and uncertainty among your people and across the country.”

Nope, you're wrong. It was Bill Clinton. What a difference a "D" makes.

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Anon, 1:00PM

I bleieve Clinton said that in reference to the recall of Governor Grey Davis of California.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elrond, that's the point. Grey Davis is a Democrat therefore Clinton stated that a recall election is a bad idea. Now that there's a recall election of a Republican it's suddenly not so wrong.

Maybe Bubba's stance on recall elections is "evolving".

9:44 PM  
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