Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Dick Cheney Office Building Fire Conspiracy Theories Erupt In DUmmieland

As soon as I heard that a fire broke out in the Executive Office Building where Dick Cheney's offices are located, I just KNEW that the DUmmies would come up with a bunch of conspiracy theory threads about this. They did not disappoint. There are several DUmmie threads on this topic so I have decided to focus on two: BREAKING NEWS: Fire erupts in office building on White House grounds and MSNBC reporting that fire was IN Cheney's offices. They're now talking about doc destruction. So let us now watch the DUmmies hurl their many conspiracy theories about in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who promises to remain faithful to Petra Verkaik for the three weeks that his wife is away in Venezuela, is in the [brackets]:

BREAKING NEWS: Fire erupts in office building on White House grounds. No details yet.

[Don't worry. That won't keep DUmmieland from heating up with conspiracy theories.]

Somebody's shredder must have overheated.

[Way too many Fitzmas documents to shred.]

the lies got so hot: spontaneous combustion

[As DUmmie heads spontaneously explode.]

3rd Floor, small fire, now contained, appears accidental...


How long before the press conference announcing what important documents were lost?

[We regret to announce that every Fitzmas document is now Gone With The Wind.]

There goes those e-mails and white house logs and all the
incriminating evidence that could be used in any prosecutions after this administration is gone.

[SNIFF! No trip to The Hague.]

MSNBC saying fire started in an office next to the VP's office, Scooter's old office...

[Hee! Hee! And now on to the next DUmmie thread on this conspiracy...]

MSNBC reporting that fire was IN Cheney's offices. They're now talking about doc destruction. Saying that 'sensitive materials' may have been damaged or lost. These motherf*ckers.

[I love the smell of burning DUmmies!]

Building Seven?

[You thought it was just a fire but it was really a controlled implosion.]

Just heard Secret Service is stopping fire investigators from
examining the area!

[That's because they weren't wearing protective tinfoil hats.]

I was hoping some patriotic firefighters would accidentally retrieve some documents

[Those are the firefighters who can be identified by their distinctive Che Guevara T-Shirts.]

the source of the fire may never be known

[Cheney's matchbook?]

Who gets to be the first to say Reichstag?

[Remember to pronounce the "ch" with the "k" sound.]

destroying evidence would that count as an impeachable offense. SOB's.

[Present the bag of ashes to the House Judiciary Committee as proof of an impeachable offense.]

There's nothing they won't do to avoid being caught. They are criminals. I wonder when we'll start treating them as such.

[I wanted Chimpeachment for Fitzmas but all I got was this lousy sack of ashes.]

Would they stoop that low? Of course they would! MOTHERF*CKING CRIMINALS!!!!


Funny, ain't it? Bush's TANG records were also "destroyed by fire" They've run **this** scam before.

[Don't worry. Dan Rather is still claiming that the TANG documents he used are the real deal.]

I bet the fire was inside his man-sized safe. That mo-fo. Independent Prosecutor Now!

[Have Patrick Fitzgerald impound the ashes!]

Reichstag anyone?

[Yawn. Been there. Done that.]

When they checked Cheney's hands he wasn't holding a can of gasoline?

[No. Just a book of matches.]

Disgusting.....How fucking OBVIOUS can you be????? It is pathetic. These people are the WORST kind of criminals. And, that is what they are...through & through. EVER crime under the sun. And, what do they get for it. Driving around in limos with every perk in the world as they plot more destruction.
And, the American people just scratch their heads? What can we do? There are only 30million of us & a thousand of them.

[Have you tried Not One Damn Dime Day?]

Couldn't manufacture some Arabs and an airplane in time I guess. F*cking crooks.

[Naw. The Arab Impersonators Union was out on strike.]

they have been getting away with shit for a long time
do you think these thugs even care anymore, and when will they be confiscated and rounded up as criminals, that is the question, until someone does it, they will keep on doing their dirty illegal crimes.

[Send them off to the Wal-Mart detention centers!]

Took a hit for the team and visited FR.. There is no late breaking news thread about the fire. Now why in the world would FR not want to discuss this event?

[Because they wanted to let the comedy build until it was ripe for presentation in the DUmmie FUnnies.]


Blogger Mr. Right said...

I'll bet there are now a pile of threads there about how the BFEE have murdered Kucinich's brother, too!

And who from the President's staff impregnated Jamie Lynn Spears? I question the timing! That story is being used as a cover-up! Damn you, Rove!

After all, EVERYTHING is a conspiracy! How can you not see it?

We need to convert the Wal-Mart "Detention" Centers into Mental Health facilities for these folks --- STAT!

8:16 PM  
Blogger Mr. Right said...

Am I a psychic now, or what? Most of these people are acting rationally, but a few of them just can't help themselves...

Go get 'em, PJ!

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These fucking evil thug Nazi's 1st they burn documents to cover their crook ass', now Fucking Chimpy is causing winter here in the Northeast to make Algore's claim of the sky falling in flames look silly. Now nobody's going to by a Prius..Fucking SHrub asshole. Enjoy your 8$ a gallon gas Republipukes!!! I'm going to make my car run on love & good vibes and Unicorn farts.
To make matters worse Bush made the traffic lights in my town malfunction causing me to get stuck in traffic, just so I can burn more gas to make Haliburton rich..Fucking Nazi's thiefs..They should be brought to the Hague.

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whew! A busy day for Rove and company; a convenient "Reichstag Fire" to destroy the evidence of Cheney's crimes and then the murder of Dennis Kucinich's brother. Will John Edwards' pregnant girl friend be outed next? Stay tuned folks for another Repuke conspiracy.

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh please, troglaman, come save us!
Regale us once again with your wisdom. Heh.

1:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not nice to bait the trolls... You'll make kayinsane cry!

6:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CNN has a quote from Slick Willy about the fire and the possible destruction of incriminating evidence: "Why the hell didn't I think of that!? Box it all up and hide it under your secretary's bed! They'll NEVER find anything there. Yea Hillary, that worked well; NOT!"

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The way to make documents disappear is to sneak them out of the building in your underwear and socks. That way, the MSM and left will NEVER question what you were doing.


3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conspiracy theory threads are by far my favorite DUFU editions. Does anyone else but me have a warm and fuzzy memory of laughing your head off at the DUmmie who saw a "military operative" DARING to take pictures at a left-wing rally? Ah, good times.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have my own post for the Reichstag 2008 evidence destruction "fire"!



12:41 PM  
Blogger Britt said...

Don't know if he used a fire, but he clearly destroyed documents.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh please, troglaman, come save us! Regale us once again with your wisdom. Heh." skul

Fear not for I am here.

What does "heh" mean, anyway? It's all over the place. Seems like a chimp-like cry of victory to me. If true, that would make you, skul, guilty of having an opposable thumb and a primate's sensibility. Can you grip objects with your feet?

Moving on. It's now the 21st of December and, as everyone knows, this story has caught fire (excuse the pun). It's everywhere. A water-cooler war zone. Liberals are all atwitter. PJ is so fucking plugged in to what's going on with the nutty liberals that he's beginning to sound a little nutty himself.

2:50 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...


I YAM NUttie!!!

3:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, riiiight, kay. What about when the White House was burned down by British soldiers during the War of 1812? You do know what the War of 1812 was, don't you?
In either case, a very merry Christmas to everyone!

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I YAM NUttie!!!" PJ

YAM U R!!!!!!!!

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