Friday, November 02, 2007

Pied Piper Pitt Panders To Hillary By Slamming Tim Russert

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As we saw a little over a month ago when William Rivers Pitt performed a DUmmie GRANDSTAND, the Magic Man is continuing to pander to Hillary as you can see in his THREAD, titled, "An article that just kicks the **ever-lovin' shit** out of Tim Russert." The article itself is completely unimportant. If you really want to read it, then visit that DUmmie thread featured in this edition. What is important is the delusion that Pitt is under that he can somehow become a player in the Hillary campaign by yet another blatant pander attempt, Forget about it, Pitt. It will NEVER happen. Hillary needs you like she needs a migraine headache. However it is FUnnie to watch yet another desperate attempt by the Pittster to become a for real political player. Watch Pied Piper Pitt pathetically pander politically in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not so subtlely reminding everybody that the DUmmie FUnnies is now in the Weblog Awards contest, is in the [brackets]:

An article that just kicks the **ever-lovin' shit** out of Tim Russert. Enjoy.

[Pied Piper Pitt Pathetically Panders Political Pathos.]

I sure as hell did. Russert is so full of shit, he squeaks going into a turn; you can smell him coming two counties away.

[Tim Russert s full of it? Remember, folks. This comes from a guy who gave out that great journalistic scoop that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on May 12, 2006.]

Thanks for helping Cheney's hatchet-men blow up a WMD-hunting CIA NOC agent, Timmy. Valerie Plame, remember?

[Thanx, Pitt, for the great inadvertent comedy material you have provided the DUFUs over the year.]

Thanks, also, for helping them destroy the in-country networks she assembled to gather WMD-threat intelligence data (real threats, I mean, not the bullshit ones you helped spread far and you even know the difference between "real" and "bullshit" anymore, you jackal?).

[Pitt pushing the notion of pencil pusher Plame as a Spymaster in the league of an Allen Dulles.]

When she was exposed, every person within her networks who was ever seen in public with her was blown as well. You might just have helped get some of them killed, Tim-bo. For real. Brewster-Jennings? Yeah, you helped f*ck that all up, too.

[Why blame Tim-bo when it was RICHARD ARMITAGE that exposed her? The left really hates to mention the name of RICHARD ARMITAGE in relation to Valerie Plame.]

But hey, at least you were able to weather the storm and maintain your cushy off-the-record-at-all-times relationships with all those senior Bush officials, especially the ones who used you to nuke Plame, her networks and her cover-story office.

[Soooo, Pitt, are you ever going to mention the name of RICHARD ARMITAGE?]

You protect them, and in return they come on your breathtakingly useless Sunday blatherfest, and they spew bullshit, and you always allow their bullshit to pass unchallenged (real news people call these things "follow-up questions"; you should actually maybe ask one someday)...

[Mr. Twenty-Four Business Hours giving a lecture on "real news people."]

...and because you're always so nice and off-the-record and shit, they keep coming back on your show for more unchallenged bullshit spewage, which makes you look like a real journalist to people who don't know any better, and you get invited to all the DC-power-people cocktail parties, and that's what matters, right?

[Tim-bo just doesn't measure up to the journalistic standards of Pitt's pal, Jason Leopold.]


[Magic Man.]

(Sorry for the rant, here's the article, feast)

[No. Thanx for the rant. Another inadvertent comedy classic from the Pittster. And we'll skip the article here in the DUFUs because it just doesn't measure up to your humorous hypocrisy. And now to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

He has turned journalism yellow. He spews Cheney's agenda in trade for continued access. He is corrupt beyond belief. His actions after Katrina were also particularly revealing, IMHO.

[Did Tim-bo claim that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12, 2006?]

Every time the framework is presented and validated (by responding to such stupid questions) we move a little further from reality. At some point, we're not even going to know what the hell reality is anymore. We'll only know how it's been framed. Recalibrating reality, if you will, is a very dangerous thing to do...but that's never stopped any dominant civilization from doing so, and it is that redefinition of reality to conform to the will of the dominant state that has ultimately been that state's downfall.

[Framing. A DUmmie buzzword fave. Try recalibrating the reality frame of George Lackoff which rhymes with...]

Just another obsequious sycophantic toady.

[Posted the DUmmie after consulting the Big Words Dictionary.]

The UFO question sealed the deal. His orders for the day must have included "make them look like they're nuts."

[An incredibly EASY task to perform.]

I was so disgusted with Russert that I could not even finish watching the debate. He was the ultimate ass and beyond disingenuous.

[GASP! After asking a series of inane questions at the debates, Tim-bo finally asks ONE somewhat challenging question.]

Why isn't there a massive effort to get Russert off the air for his lack of good judgment?

[Is that you, Hillary?]

Russert would be more valuable to the nation if he were baked and stuffed with butter and sour cream.

[Ben Burch would certainly love to stuff Tim-bo.]

We should all be writing NBC about Timmy and his lack of journalistic integrity.

[As opposed to Pied Piper Pitt's incredibly high level of journalistic integrity.]

Dean got a yell. Kucinich got a ufo. Dukakis got a helmet.

[Pitt got a scoop.]

(Hey you! Yeah, I mean YOU! Didn't you forget something? Yeah, a certain something like forgetting to VOTE for the DUmmie FUnnies in the 2007 Weblog Awards contest. I'm not letting you off easy so vote HERE.)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just voted and DUmmie Funnies is in front by 6 votes!!! I'll be voting again tomorrow..Even if you don't win..Congrats on making the Finals..This place rocks!!

8:14 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

"Dean got a yell. Kucinich got a ufo. Dukakis got a helmet."

Evidently Cheney or Rove *caused* them to do this, right? I mean, if each of them did their thing without having one of Kucinich's mindray controllers from space (remember that one?), then they would be responsible if the press got wind of it.

I remember the Dukakis tank pic. *He* thought it showed how manly he was. Dean is flaky, Kucinich is certifiable.

Of course, that's a feature, not a bug, when you're a DUmmy. Just their kind of candidate.

And I just luuuuurrrrrvvvvv the idea that Pitt thinks what he writes still has any relevance to anyone not as batshit crazy as your average DUmmy.

10:15 PM  
Blogger Karridine said...


You want REALITY?

Here's your reality: 1-900-REA-LITY, Mr Pitt.

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a Pitt-iful little tool.

"Obsequious sycophantic toady" is far too good for this nit.

Buttlick is more like it.

4:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Took a look at some of your competition, PJ. I must say, "Sadly, no" is sadly, not funny.

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this funny? Is this supposed to get me to vote for you? And for god's sake, could you please stop campaigning for this award?

7:53 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Schmedley said...
Is this funny?

Just to folks who aren't retarded.

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like Pitt is a little jealous of Tim Russert. What's the matter Silly Willy, didn't that Rove Indictment work out so well for you?

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, you guys are winning? OK, my respect for the online public just took a major dive.

Just to folks who aren't retarded.

What sparkling wit.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...could you please stop campaigning for this award?

Sounds like someone's afraid of a right wing blog winning the Funniest Blog Award. What's the matter Schmedley? Afraid that the exposure would inform more people about the absolute insanity of the DUmmies?

And with the DUmmie FUnnies leading the 2nd place contender by a full 7.3%, that exposure is looking more and more like a reality.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, you guys are winning?

Don't you know, atheist? It's all a Rovian conspiracy. Bush's goons are dragging the lefties away from their computers and sending them to the Wal-Mart detention camps for re-education as we speak.

Congratulations, PJ. Your numbers in the polls are already prompting worried libs to leave their little guerrilla comments here.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

PJ, just voted for ya bud....kind of guilted me into it :)

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still looking for the stuff that's supposed to be funny. You conservatives just suck at funny. But then you knew that, right? Whoring for votes. Now that's actually funny.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool site!

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You conservatives just suck at funny.

1800+ votes and a 5% lead say otherwise. Shouldn't you be off trying to find connections between BlogWorld and Diebold?

11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has funny just bee redefined?

3:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lefties seem to misunderstand. The funny stuff on DuFu is the stuff taken from DU, KOS, etc. PJ is Dean Martin to the Dummies' Jerry Lewis.

I just voted for DuFu, and PJ was about 130 points behind the leader. Take a tip from a great Dim, Major Daley, and vote, vote often.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make "that vote early, vote often"

5:13 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

I'll never understand the Left's smug delusion that they're funny. I checked out "Sadly, No", which I admit, is a very clever title, and searched in vain for a witty line.

The author of that site, as well as so many other Lefties, (some of whom have graced us with their presence here) seems to mistake Slamming for Humor. And Slamming-with-Foul-Language for Hilarity.

Their parties must be very dull.

11:17 PM  

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