Tuesday, March 13, 2007

"I am sick of hearing what a great President Ronald Reagen was"

The Left has never gotten over their antipathy towards Ronald Reagan. They absolutely HATE the Gipper because he completely changed the political landscape of America. Prior to Reagan, Republicans had the general perception of being sort of unhip hicks or stuffed shirts. Reagan changed all that. Instead of being the butt of jokes, Reagan with a wink and a smile turned the tables on the Mainstream Media and joined with the rest of America in laughing AT the Left. They have never recovered from this, thus the antipathy. I might not normally have chosen to DUFU this DUmmie THREAD, titled, "I am sick of hearing what a great President Ronald Reagen was." However, I am currently in the middle of reading Edmund Morris's bio of Reagan, "Dutch." Yeah, yeah. I know. That book received a lot of criticism because of Morris's ploy of using himself as a fictitious character in the book. For that reason, I have avoided reading "Dutch"...until now. I probably wouldn't have even started reading this book but I picked it up for just 50 cents at the flea market. I figured for that price it was at least good for flipping through to a few parts. What happened is that I became utterly fascinated with this Reagan biography. I wouldn't recommend that other biographers use themselves as fictitious characters in their books but in this case, it works. It also works because the character of Morris in the book is often skeptical about Reagan but in the end comes to admire him in large part because of the success in reviving the American economy (which inspired similar reforms in other parts of the world) and in defeating the Evil Empire. So, although one may quibble about Morris's literary affectations, in the end the book comes off as a huge plus and I highly recommend it for all who want to read about how Ronald Reagan changed America and the world. So let us know watch the DUmmies continue their leftwing antipathy towards Ronaldus Magnus in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, channeling the Gipper to say "There you go again," is in the [brackets]:

I am sick of hearing what a great President Ronald Reagen was

[Why the antipathy? Did the Gipper cause you to be such a lousy speller?]

CNN talking about the Repub candidates

[I only wish we could clone Ronald Reagan to have him run again and again and again.]

And, we all know Nancy Reagan was running the country, based on what her astrologer told her. Can you say WACKO?

[Hey DUmmie. Your moon must be rising in Uranus since the DUmmies are DEEP into consulting astrological charts for guidance as we have seen on numerous occasions.]

I also cherish the memories of him falling asleep during meetings with world leaders and fumbling with jars of jelly beans when he was supposed to be paying attention at summits. He was a clown who made people feel good.

[Maybe we should send all our presidents jars of jelly beans to "fumble" with since Reagan was the one who brought down the Evil Empire.]

One of my teachers many years ago had a Reagan cardboard cutout.... in the classroom. I went back, and it was still there just slightly more abused.

[You are obviously suffering from RDS--- Reagan Derangement Syndrome.]

1981 represented the beginning of the downfall of this great nation. Reagan was a joke, G1 was the prez, Reagan just the front puppet. We have only gone downhill since. Look where we are now after those 18 out of 26 yrs of Repuke rule.

[According to Pied Piper Pitt, our downfall began at the 1980 Winter Olympics when the Third America Empire arose to the chants of "USA! USA! USA!"]

Would you like ketchup as a side dish or as an entree?

[Would you like lithium as a side dish or as an entree?]

...when they started to talk about how great Reagen was I muted the tv and left the room.

[Did you remember to stick your head in the toilet and flush?]

its pitiful, the right wing father worship, they love any bastard that beats them and robs them blind, as long as they sweet talk them a little. it is a serious mental illness.

[Speaking of mental illness...]

The idiots who try to convince people that Ronnie was a saint are about as mentally fit as he was during the Iran/Contra hearings. But they are also evil. Very fake, very mean-spirited, selfish, hateful, and think that all's fair if it gets them what they want.

[Calling Nurse Ratched! Severe RDS outbreak in Ward Nine of DUmmieland!]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

they love any bastard that beats them and robs them blind, as long as they sweet talk them a little. it is a serious mental illness.

Sounds like he's talking about the DUmmies...

3:07 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

History will remember Reagan as one of the most positively influential leaders of the last century. President Bush is still working on his own legacy, but having the stones to take action where no one else would will assure him a place in the hearts and minds of a new generation.

Libtards cannot come to terms with these realities, and tend to implode.

We live in interesting times.

6:19 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

You know, when I was younger, the folks with a sense of humor were mostly on the Dem side. The sour, dour, pinched-face Puritans were mostly Repubs, or so it seemed to me at the time.

Over the past 20 years or so I'd noticed that this had been reversed. Well, except maybe for Pat Buchanan. I only just noticed how this occurred around the time Djimmah 'Malaise' Carter gave way to upbeat, happy Ron Reagan.

The Left has never gotten over it. They lost their humor mojo and have been a bunch of Puritan assholes ever since.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Oscar Nardini said...

Dem, Rep. Blah, blah. You're just another stooge who falls for the whole Red Team, Blue Team bullshit. "Who's funnier? Dems or Reps!?" Gee, I don't know. Who the fuck cares? Just go back to watching your talking heads on TV who insult people who question the President, and keep playing your cool guy/sorority chick persona for everybody. "Reagan was cool! Carter was a downer!" What a moron you are.

And for God's sake. Fix your title. If you're so proud of Reagan, spell his name correctly. Clearly you a product of his his distaste for education.

10:29 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I'm looking for a few bugs in my post. But I think I should have someone look and point out it.

9:09 PM  

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