Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Hot Nekkid Hillary Clinton Photo

Okay, maybe the term "hot" is a gross mischaracterization but there is most likely a nude photograph of Hillary out there. It was taken when she entered Wellesley College back in the 60s. Like most other entering Wellesley freshmen (freshwomen), Hillary Rodham was an unwitting participant in a bizarre scientific experiment. Although the official reason for photographing entering Wellesley students in the buff (and freshmen at most of the other Ivy League schools) was given as being for a study in posture, in actual fact Hillary and the others were guinea pigs in genetic studies. This now discredited anthropological research, which began as far back as the 1880s, was conducted by W.H. Sheldon who headed an institute for physique studies at Colombia University. In fact, it is possible that Sheldon himself was the one who beheld Hillary in all her natural glory since he often took the photographs. Despite the fact that Sheldon's attempt to link physical characteristics with intelligence has been discredited, his nude photographs have turned up something of great scientific value. Those photos, if ever made public, could turn into the greatest anti-smoking campaign ever. What happened is that the tobacco industry, using Sheldon's nude photos, conducted research into the relation between Talleywacker size and smoking. If they were hoping that smoking increased size, they were in for a rude shock. In the 1959 issue of Science, a report titled "Masculinity and Smoking" reported a distinct disadvantage in the size department by smokers as compared to non-smokers.

As to the location of Hillary's "hot" nekkid photo for you voyeurs out there. Well, apparently it can be found in the National Anthropological Archives at the National Museum of Natural History in Washington. Since you need special permission to see the negatives of these photos, chances are you won't be able to see Hillary's pic even if you wanted to. And if, by chance, you do happen to see that Hillary pic, it is almost guaranteed that it will make a certain body part to shrivel up smaller than would be caused by a lifetime of heavy smoking.


Blogger Tennessee Budd said...

Thanks, PJ, I needed that visual.
Actually, I might stand to gain. I believe that my eyes, and perhaps my brain itself, might recoil from such a hideous sight and flee to some remote part of my body; perhaps to my member itself.
Of course, I'd be blind and brainless, so I guess I'd have to become a DUmmie.

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like a small part of me just died a little bit

8:14 AM  
Blogger Staci said...

All they have to do is send in good ole Sandy Berger.

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A nude Mrs. Clinton: that's something Mr. Clinton hasn't seen in years!

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ARRGGH! The rabid chipmunk photo!!!


2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man. I'm gonna be sick....

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

3:28 PM  

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