Tuesday, August 01, 2006

DUmmies and KOmmies Fondly Remember Fidel Castro

It is moments like this, when Castro is on death's door and has to relinquish power to his brother, that the TRUE colors of the DUmmies and KOmmies come out. And that color is very distinctly Bolshevik Red as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD and this Daily Kos KOmmie THREAD fondly remembering that great "progressive" leader, Fidel Castro. This DUFU edition demonstrates that beneath that very thin veneer of "support" for democratic institutions, both the DUmmies and the KOmmies support totalitarian regimes. So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies praise El Comandante in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the transfer of power to El Maricón, is in the [brackets]:

Raul Castro is temporary President of Cuba. Cuban President Fidel Castro is transferring power provisionally to brother Raul while he undergoes an operation, Cuban TV announces.

[And Raul will be ruling from the bathhouse.]

No sane person would wish Cuba the "freedom and democracy" that America stands for, as Iraqis can attest to.

[Yes, it is a Worker's Paradise in Cuba just chock full of human rights.]

Yeah the America so bad that hundreds of thousands of Americans have risked their lives in rickety rafts to escape from, to the Paradise of Cuba, with its Free Health Care and Education. I hope to make a run for it the next full moon.


Blame the Miami scum for hijacking our foreign policy towards Cuba and blame the embargo for the shortages the Cuban people had to endure, except for those Cubans that got dollars from relatives in the US. Must be nice!

[DUmmie IndianaGreen rattling on with her expected pro-Castro prattle.]

Mr Castro is a revered revolutionary hero to most Cubans in Cuba. Sorta like Cuba's living George Washington.

[Except that, unlike Washington, no monument to Castro will remain for long after he leaves this life.]

Castro St. was not named after Fidel, that street is older than Castro, by the way.

[I thought it was named after Raul Castro.]

Cuba to give transsexuals free sex-change operations and hormonal therapy

[A pet project of Raul Castro.]

Miami is in FULL MELTDOWN mode right now!

[Celebration mode is more like it.]

I am sure Otto Reich is having multiple orgasms. They are all far rightwing Republicans that want to impose their extremely intolerant religious views on Cuba.

[Meanwhile the DUmmies fully support the intolerant religious views of Hezbollah.]

Exiles" are dancing in Calle Ocho in Miami blocking traffic w/Cuban flags. On the street interviews by local TV reveal the level of insanity among them.

[Insanely HAPPY.]

Cubans support Castro because the alternative is Batista

[Yeah, the evil CIA will somehow recompose Batista's long dead ashes into a viable organism and make him LIVE again.]

Castro needs to turn Cuba into a democracy before he dies. Not a kingdom with a line of succession, as he appears to be doing.

[Isn't it interesting that in countries run by "scientific socialism," such as Cuba or North Korea, the reigns of power are handed over to the next of kin just like in feudal times.]

My best wishes to Fidel. I sure know that if I had a hurricane headed my way, I would rather Fidel be the leader than Bush.

[Is that you, Brian Williams? And now we turn to the Fidel praise from the KOmmies...]

Whatever your feelings are about Fidel or Raul Castro, Cuban policy, U.S. relations with Cuba, the embargo and sanctions on our ability to send money to our families in Cuba, let's take a moment to remember Fidel Castro.

[And from the KOmmies that remembrance will be filled with awe and respect.]

Fidel Castro hates the fact that the United States detains and tortures individuals on what he considers his land, Guantanamo.

[Yes, Castro has spent sleepless night worrying about human rights abuses taking place on his island. The idea of prisoners tortured with air conditioning and fed rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken is very upsetting to him.]

you are saying Bush is worse than pol pot? No, he's not quite that bad...but he does have two and a half years left!

[Give him time and he might even become worse than Castro. A LOT of time.]

Raul is Fidel's brother and has been vice president for many years. There would be no waiting period at all, as Raul is now acting president of Cuba.

[This system of lordly family reign is known as feudalism.]

Cuba has a better human rights record than we do right now. Fidel Castro hates having detainees at Guantanamo.

[Redundancy can be quite catchy as well as contagious.]

In a way, Castro's passing will be a little sad to me. He's the last of the Heads of State from the time I became aware that there were Heads of State. Those guys knew how to rattle a saber. I think not cashing the rent check for Guantanamo is an honorable thing. Also, I believe that offering to send Doctors, after Katrina, was a humanitarian gesture from a country that has been damaged, on many occations, by hurricanes.

[Fidel, We Hardly Knew Ye.]

Perhaps Cuba isn't developed. That's not a bad thing. Their natural treasures are still intact. You don't need neon when you have real beauty. You don't need to destroy paradise to find its utility. It does appear to be the time to have a real vision of Cuba that is healthy and mature. American policy should finally ask the real question: what does it take to build and maintain a true ally?

[You don't need meat when you can fry breaded mopheads and pass it off as country fried steak (this actually happened in Cuba).]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice how the DUers pointedly ignore the fact that that it was a Democrat, a liberal one no less, who thought that invading Cuba was a good idea.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure Otto Reich is having multiple orgasms. They are all far rightwing Republicans that want to impose their extremely intolerant religious views on Cuba.

Because it isn't as if Cubans are, by and large, devout Roman Catholics and are being prohibited from practising or anything. No, they're all such good Marxist atheists, and even refugees who make it into Amerikkka are forced by the (mostly Protestant) religious right to go to church. That must be the only reason why Florida's diocese are overwhelmingly of Cuban birth or descent! They can't possibly be attending Mass of their own free will!

Apparently to the L-cubes, multiculturalism doesn't mean actually understanding differences between cultures. No, just make a big show of "caring", but don't bother to actually research other cultures or anything like that. Just talking out their collective arse (and thinly veiling their arrogance regarding the working class they claim to support...it's not as if the workers can make their own decisions or anything) is good enough as far as they're concerned.

Sorry for the rant...my husband is a Hispanic Roman Catholic and this B.S. grates on several nerves because of that.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Bill Dalasio said...

Silly Basilisk,

Apparently to the L-cubes, multiculturalism doesn't mean actually understanding differences between cultures.

Of course it isn't. Learning from other cultures and synthesizing for optimal results is so....bourgois. All the progressive people know that the reason for multiculturalism is to lord you self-declared superiority over the hoi-poloi.

12:49 PM  
Blogger Icarus said...

I can't even read this shit anymore.

It used to funny. Not it just pisses me off.

They praise ACTUAL dictators like Castro and Chavez - you know, people who ACTUALLY deny civil rights and ACTUALLY jail political dissidents - and then call America a "terrorist" nation.

I'm ready for a civil war. The scum amongst us, no matter how young or uneducated they may be, needs to go.

I'm just not amused by their willful stupidity anymore. Don't they at least have the intellectual courage to ask an ACTUAL CUBAN what THEY think?

I know what they think. They're swimming across 90 miles of shark infested water to get out of that shithole.

Dear God I hate neo-libs. I wish only one thing for them: I hope they get what they want. I hope they move elsewhere, find a Hugo Chavez to show them what a real dictator is, I hope they find some nice "freedom fighters" to show them REAL torture and make them wear bags over their heads.

God. How. Can. Liberals. Be. So. Absolutely. Stupid?

/rant off

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, Bill. How simplisme of me. ^_~

11:08 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...


Rest assured, you are not alone in your thoughts my friend.

12:55 AM  

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