Friday, February 04, 2005

DUmmie FUnnies 02-04-05 (DUmmies OUTRAGED At Being Labeled "Extremist")

As we have seen over and over and over again in edition after edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmies are far left wackos. For proof one need either just pick a DUFU edition at random (including yesterday’s incredible DUmmie rant) or almost any thread in DUmmieland. Therefore it is hilarious that the DUmmies are OUTRAGED over being labeled as an extremist organization of the Left as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “DU is on par with Aryan Nation?” The DUmmies were labeled extremist on a par with Aryan Nation on this EXTREMIST ORGANIZATIONS website. The outraged EXTREMIST DUmmie posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Notice that Free Republic isn't listed. That site has no credibility.

[Actually the site has great credibility. Take a look at your fellow Dummies’ posts, DUmmie. Just yesterday some Dummie posted a thread stating that Bush was not only worse than Hitler but was worse than just about every dictator ever. Of course, Lenin and Stalin were left off that list since the DUmmie probably considers them to be “progressives.”]

This is a horseshit website. Who cares what these assholes think? FreeRepublic is probably the sponsors. Absolute horseshit.

[Excuses, excuses. Just look in the mirror to see extremism.]

DU is just liberal. I don't even think a fifth of us would qualify as "leftists".

[HUH? And all this time the DUmmies have been denying they are liberals. I don’t even think a fifth of you would qualify as “rational.”]

I would like to wrest control back from the NEOCONS. Is THAT radical? IS THAT FUCKING GROUP ON THE LIST? PNAC? American Enterprise? If neither of those are, this list has zero credibility.

[What was that you said about not being extremist? Some obscure think tank and you get worked up into a mouth frothing RAGE at the mere mention of its name.]

very disturbing extremist is not what DU is.. skinner needs to respond

[Skinner needs to remove 95% of the DUmmie threads in order to avoid that extremist label.]

No need to respond to this crap. What a waste of time that would be. Of course we're not extremist - the creator of that website probably took one look at the word underground and jumped to conclusions.

[Or maybe he read this DUmmie post from just YESTERDAY: “He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.”]

They have international a.n.s.w.e.r. listed as a neo-stalinist group.

[Well, um, if you don’t think A.N.S.W.E.R. isn’t extremist then Dummieland must not be since they share almost identical viewpoints.]

Um, A.N.S.W.E.R. IS a neo-Stalinist group. Don't know about the rest of what the site says (haven't looked yet) but ANSWER is what it is.


Can't say i'm a fan of the worker's world party but ANSWER is still fine in my book.

[As I stated before, A.N.S.W.E.R. and DUmmieland are almost identical in their viewpoints.]

Some of the 9/11 theories floating around here are pretty strange. The site varies a great deal, but there are some very odd posts from time to time.

[Yeah. Like all those DUmmies agreeing with Ward Churchill that the 9-11 victims were “little Eichmans.” And you still don’t think DUmmieland is extremist?]


Blogger Icarus said...

You really should have put a warning label on that one! I laughed 'til I cried!

Nothing is funnier than watching the DUmmies run smack into the mirror of reality - especially after yesterday's oh-so-moderate-and-rational-we're-not-extremists thread.

Bravo, DUmmies!

6:58 PM  

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